PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Stan Satan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kakarot Chewbacca (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satan comes into the arena with Song for the Suspect blaring out of the sound system. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Satan
vs
Chewbacca

168 cm
19
147 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

168 cm
27
147 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Stan Satan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Kakarot Chewbacca!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chewbacca misses with a takedown
enabling Satan to counter with a crisp jab.
Satan stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Satan wants it to stay on the feet.
A little feinted left hand from Satan on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Satan fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Chewbacca on the side of the head.
Chewbacca looks for a takedown but Satan sprawls well.
Stan Satan has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kakarot Chewbacca.
Chewbacca takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Satan, as that shot connected.
Nice uppercut lands for Satan. That snapped Chewbacca's head back.
Chewbacca doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Satan counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chewbacca fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Satan lands with a good body shot.
Chewbacca tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Satan defends well and Chewbacca ends up having to push Satan into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Satan is looking to counter punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chewbacca walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Satan lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chewbacca is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Satan scores with a jab.
Chewbacca fails with the takedown.
Chewbacca looks winded!
Chewbacca takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Chewbacca looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Satan connects with a looping right hand.
Nice shot by Satan.
Chewbacca shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Satan but Satan pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Satan is looking to counter punch.
Stan Satan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Chewbacca fails with the takedown.
Satan with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chewbacca shoots in looking for a takedown. Satan tries to sprawl out of it but Chewbacca keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Satan manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Kakarot Chewbacca seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Satan stuns Chewbacca with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Satan works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A cross from Satan lands.
Chewbacca takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Satan thows a left - swing and a miss!
Satan lands an overhand right.

Chewbacca is rocked!
Satan closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Chewbacca! Satan dives in looking to finish! Chewbacca is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stan Satan!
A relieved looking Stan Satan thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.