PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cameron Van Den Berg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Bones
vs
Van Den Berg

195 cm
26
217 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

205 cm
25
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatacunt Bones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cameron Van Den Berg!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Wagner Zegers and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones ducks under a wild hook from Van Den Berg.
Van Den Berg tests Bones's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bones definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bones throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

Bones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Van Den Berg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bones misses with a body punch.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Van Den Berg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Bones fails to land.
Van Den Berg misses with a short punch on the inside.
Van Den Berg is working Bones over against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones has a couple of punches blocked by Van Den Berg.
Van Den Berg looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bones softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Van Den Berg throws a punch but it's blocked by Bones.
Van Den Berg working aggressively here.
Van Den Berg working aggressively here.
Van Den Berg tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones lands a right hand.
Van Den Berg blocking some punches.
Bones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Van Den Berg letting Bones take a breather here.
Bones working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bones lands a shoulder strike.
Bones lands a nice shot to the body.
Bones lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bones lands with a short shot to the head.
Van Den Berg swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones gets through Van Den Berg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Van Den Berg.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Bones throws a big uppercut that drops Van Den Berg! More strikes from Bones and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Van Den Berg lies dazed against the cage as Bones celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Whatacunt Bones!
Whatacunt Bones retains his heavyweight title!
Our winner, Whatacunt Bones, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.