PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angel Hellheaven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Thundercunt
vs
Hellheaven

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
18
284 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Hellraiser FightGear

Oblivion Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Angel Hellheaven!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hellheaven loads up on a big right hand but Thundercunt slips the punch.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Thundercunt. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Thundercunt.
Hellheaven swings for the body but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt moves away from the strike by Hellheaven.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Hellheaven circles away.
Hellheaven looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hellheaven.
Thundercunt ducks under a wild hook from Hellheaven.
Thundercunt takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hellheaven circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hellheaven swinging wildly here.
As Hellheaven tries to get set, Thundercunt tries to push him back and clinch up but Hellheaven manages to avoid the attempt.
Thundercunt definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Thundercunt stuns Hellheaven with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt moves into range and connects with a jab.
Hellheaven looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Hellheaven is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Thundercunt rather than just go for the knockout.
Hellheaven scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Thundercunt bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Thundercunt is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Thundercunt lands a lovely overhand right.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Thundercunt scores with a shot to the body.
Hellheaven takes a swing at Thundercunt's ribcage but misses.
Yormomza Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hellheavens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hellheaven misses with a hook. Thundercunt ducked under it nicely.
Hellheaven throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Hellheaven under the eye.
Hellheaven avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hellheaven. Thundercunt does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt tries to clinch up.
Thundercunt throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Thundercunt tries to clinch but Hellheaven moves out of range.
Hellheaven looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Hellheaven swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Thundercunt closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Hellheaven crashing to the mat! Hellheaven uses the cage to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!

Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Hellheaven presses Thundercunt against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Good body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hellheaven tries a body shot but Thundercunt blocks it.
Hellheaven blocks an uppercut.
Hellheaven working hard to break the clinch.
Hellheaven is trying to push Thundercunt away but Thundercunt has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Hellheaven uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Hellheaven.

It looks like Yormomza Thundercunt has been cut.
Hellheaven misses with a hook to the ribs.
Thundercunt swings wildly with an uppercut but Hellheaven uses good head movement to avoid it.
Thundercunt lands a shoulder strike.
Hellheaven tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hellheaven works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hellheaven.
Thundercunt throws a punch but it's blocked by Hellheaven.
Hellheaven tries to circle away but Thundercunt has him pinned against the cage.
Thundercunt is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Thundercunt tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hellheaven's elbow.
Hellheaven doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Thundercunt misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Thundercunt fails to land.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Thundercunt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hellheaven stalls.
Thundercunt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Thundercunt struggles to land a body shot inside as Hellheaven controls his hands.
Hellheaven struggles to land a body shot inside as Thundercunt controls his hands.
Thundercunt lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Thundercunt being controlled against the cage.
Hellheaven swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Thundercunt blocking some punches.
Hellheaven works on Thundercunt's body with a couple of short punches.
Hellheaven tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hellheaven blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hellheaven.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hellheaven tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Hellheaven misses with a punch on the inside.
Thundercunt tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Hellheaven goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yormomza Thundercunt should take that round, based on the knockdown.
The cut man is working on Yormomza Thundercunt's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Thundercunt doesn't manage to clinch there - Hellheaven circles away.
Thundercunt avoids the body shot from Hellheaven.
A jab from Thundercunt does it's job there.
Hellheaven throws a right and a left that both miss.
Thundercunt tests Hellheaven's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Thundercunt smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

Hellheaven is rocked!
Thundercunt keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hellheaven throws a right hand that Thundercunt ducks under and follows up with a left that Thundercunt also avoids with ease.
Thundercunt is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hellheaven.
Hellheaven misses with a wild body shot.
Thundercunt tries to counter by clinching up but Hellheaven breaks away and moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hellheaven throws a body punch but Thundercunt moves out of range.
Thundercunt connects with a single shot there.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Thundercunt seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hellheaven throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hellheaven rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Thundercunt moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hellheaven needs to keep his hands up - Thundercunt had a free shot at his head there.
Thundercunt feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Hellheavens jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Hellheaven throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jab by Thundercunt.
Hellheaven circles away from the clinch attempt.

Hellheaven walks into a big right hand from Thundercunt and goes down! The referee sends Thundercunt to a neutral corner as Hellheaven gets back to his feet. He looks OK so we're back under way.
Hellheaven is still on wobbly legs! Can Thundercunt finish him?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hellheaven swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Thundercunt counters with a perfectly timed counter left hook that drops Hellheaven to the mat, face first! Thundercunt goes to the neutral corner and waits for the referee to start the count. Hellheaven is back to hise feet already though and looking to continue the bout! Exciting stuff!

Thundercunt scores a knockdown with a big right hand! Hellheaven beats the count and gets back to his feet. The referee asks him to walk forwards and it appears he is OK so we'll continue the bout.

Thundercunt clinches up with Hellheaven and pushes him back against the cage.
Hellheaven seems to have recovered his senses.
Hellheaven blocks a body shot from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hellheaven's efforts to push away.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Thundercunt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hellheaven tries to break free but Thundercunt pushes him back against the cage.
Thundercunt working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Thundercunt is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hellheaven can do to turn this around?

Thundercunt creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Hellheaven crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!
Yormomza Thundercunt is winning the standup battle so far.

Thundercunt closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Thundercunt creates a bit of distance and cracks Hellheaven with a massive left hook! Hellheaven crumples out of camera shot, completely unconscious! He's been Nelmarked! Thundercunt stares at him for a moment then struts over to his corner, victorious.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yormomza Thundercunt!
Our winner, Yormomza Thundercunt, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.