PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pootie Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nathan Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tang kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Tang
vs
Johnson

188 cm
18
192 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pootie Tang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nathan Johnson!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Johnson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Johnson throws a big right hand that misses.
Johnson sitting in guard here, content to control.
Tang keeping moving, preventing Johnson from controlling successfully.
Johnson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Johnson is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Johnson's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Johnson with a flurry of punches that miss.

Johnson drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Johnson as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Tang screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Johnson! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Nathan Johnson!
After winning the bout, Nathan Johnson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Pootie Tang was interviewed post fight and said 'Aw, cole me down on the panny sty!'.