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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Popeye Parsnips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexee Batman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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250 lbs
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270 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Popeye Parsnips !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alexee Batman!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batman's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Parsnips connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Batman scrambles back to his feet.
Batman takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Batman wants to clinch up but Parsnips keeps it at a distance.
Parsnips blocks the body kick.
Parsnips is looking to counter punch.
Batman wants to clinch.
Batman avoids the body shot from Parsnips .
Batman tries to counter with a clinch but Parsnips shakes him off and moves away.
Batman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Parsnips was well out of range. Poor timing from Batman.
Batman moves into range and clinches up with Parsnips .
Batman working aggressively here.
Parsnips on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Parsnips tries to break the clinch but Batman is controlling the position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Batman.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Batman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Parsnips gets through Batman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Parsnips .
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Parsnips avoids a wild elbow strike from Batman.
Batman with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Parsnips lands a body shot in the clinch.
Batman looks winded!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parsnips is leaning against Batman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Good body shot from Parsnips .
A short left from Parsnips .
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Parsnips .
Still in the clinch, Parsnips scores with a nice short uppercut.
Batman is rocked!
Parsnips wants to break free but Batman has control.
Batman is still on wobbly legs! Can Parsnips finish him?
Parsnips is working Batman over against the cage.
Parsnips pushes Batman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Batman seems to have recovered his senses.
A short body shot lands from Parsnips as the two fighters clinch.
Parsnips lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Batman backwards.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Batman has eaten all the pies!
Parsnips slowing the pace effectively.
Parsnips definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Parsnips drops Batman onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Batman is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
This has been an exciting period of action!
A hook to the body from Parsnips .
Parsnips digs a right hand underneath Batman's ribcage. Batman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Parsnips takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Parsnips lands a big right hand that drops Batman! The killer instinct kicks in and Parsnips finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Parsnips !
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Popeye Parsnips !
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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