PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Akuma Kamealoha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holly Stackhouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kamealoha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Somewhere over the rainbow. Stackhouse has chosen Tool - Jambi as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Kamealoha
vs
Stackhouse

209 cm
26
300 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

225 cm
27
300 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Bare Knuckle Fisticuffs Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Akuma Kamealoha!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Holly Stackhouse!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamealoha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kamealoha takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Akuma Kamealoha has been cut.
Stackhouse misses with an uppercut.
Kamealoha tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Stackhouse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Stackhouse looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kamealoha throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kamealoha bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kamealoha rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Stackhouse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A telegraphed right hand from Kamealoha misses the target.
Kamealoha misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stackhouse avoids the body shot from Kamealoha.
Kamealoha swings widly with a right hand
and Stackhouse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kamealoha misses with a body shot.
Stackhouse let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Stackhouse moves away from the strike by Kamealoha.
Stackhouse falls off balance throwing a combination
and Kamealoha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kamealoha throws a nice looking combination but Stackhouse bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Stackhouse dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Kamealoha misses with a wild body shot.
Kamealoha misses with a left hand
and Stackhouse counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stackhouse ducks under a wild hook from Kamealoha.
Kamealoha staying out of range there.

Oooooh!!! Stackhouse has knocked Kamealoha down with a huge combo! Stackhouse steps away and waves a wobbly Kamealoha back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kamealoha seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Stackhouse shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Kamealoha is backing up but Stackhouse catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Kamealoha covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Stackhouse Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Holly Stackhouse!
Holly Stackhouse is the new super heavyweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Holly Stackhouse gave a big smile as he said 'FEED. ME. A. LARGER. AMOUNT.'.
In defeat, Akuma Kamealoha stepped up to the mic, saying 'Someday I'll wish upon a star Wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where trouble melts like lemon drops High above the chimney top That's where you'll find me'.