PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maxim Orlov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumb Dumb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dumb Dumb told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Orlov
vs
Dumb

186 cm
16
250 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
235 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Inexperienced

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Maxim Orlov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dumb Dumb!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Ian Loll and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Orlov shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Dumb is trying to defend but Orlov finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Dumb wants to control but Orlov is keeping busy.
Orlov missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Nice strikes from Orlov there.
Dumb makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dumb.
Dumb manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Orlov manages to get himself to full guard.

Dumb with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dumb sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Orlov's guard.
Orlov taking some punishment here, with Dumb in his half guard.
Dumb throwing shots but Orlov is blocking nicely.
Dumb missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dumb sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Orlov defending well though.
Dumb has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumb lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Orlov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Orlov is trying is best to control the position here.
Orlov on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Dumb scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Dumb lands with a punch from half guard.
Orlov knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dumb on the ground.
Dumb not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Orlov is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Orlov trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee warns Orlov that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Dumb connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Dumb working away from the top, dropping strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dumb lands a nice shot to the head.
Dumb looking to finish with strikes here!
Dumb is landing with some decent strikes but Orlov is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Dumb working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Dumb in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Dumb looking to finish Orlov with some ground and pound. This is bad for Orlov!

Orlov is rocked!
Orlov on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Orlov tries to get out of the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Dumb connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Oh Orlov is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dumb is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Orlov goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Dumb!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Dumb Dumb!