PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Maczynsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergei Dragunov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maczynsky comes to the cage accompanied by Hymn. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Maczynsky
vs
Dragunov

201 cm
35
232 lbs
24 - 9 - 0

212 cm
44
235 lbs
27 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mike Maczynsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sergei Dragunov!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maczynsky dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dragunov avoids a kick to the body.
Maczynsky scores with a jab to the head.
Dragunov avoids the body shot from Maczynsky.
Dragunov blocks a head kick by Maczynsky.
Maczynsky moves out of range as Dragunov strikes.
Maczynsky throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Maczynsky avoids the head kick by Dragunov.
Dragunov takes a swing at Maczynsky's ribcage but misses.
Dragunov takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Maczynsky lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dragunov throws an overhand right that lands on Maczynsky's shoulder, as Maczynsky tries to avoid the shot.
Maczynsky misses with an uppercut
and Dragunov counters with a head kick. That will keep Maczynsky thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dragunov takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Maczynsky throws the kick towards the body but Dragunov avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dragunov slips under a jab from Maczynsky.
Dragunov appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Dragunov avoids a kick to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Maczynsky misses the target.
Dragunov steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Maczynsky checks a leg kick.
Maczynsky connects with a nice looking jab.
Maczynsky lands a big head kick that sends Dragunov to the canvas! Maczynsky follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Maczynsky!
A relieved looking Mike Maczynsky thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.