PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Archibald (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Archibald is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Archibald
vs
Henry Forum Troll Number One

188 cm
25
215 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

200 cm
18
280 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fred Archibald!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Forum Troll Number One throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Archibald looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Forum Troll Number One misses with a body kick.
Archibald changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Forum Troll Number One throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Archibald appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Archibald moves out of range of the body kick from Forum Troll Number One.
Forum Troll Number One swings for the body but Archibald moves out of range.
Forum Troll Number One scores with a shot to the body.
Forum Troll Number One rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Archibald moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Archibald drops down looking for a counter takedown but Forum Troll Number One sprawls and moves away.
Forum Troll Number One throws a leg kick that misses.
Archibald drops down looking for a counter takedown but Forum Troll Number One sprawls and moves away.
Archibald walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Forum Troll Number One throws a body shot but no joy.
Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Forum Troll Number One looks to land a combination but Archibald avoids it well.
Forum Troll Number One throws out a loose jab but Archibald uses good head movement to avoid it.
Archibald attempts a counter takedown but Forum Troll Number One avoids it well and moves away.
Archibald avoids a kick to the body.
Forum Troll Number One looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Forum Troll Number One throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Archibald shoots in and drives through. Forum Troll Number One sprawls well.
Forum Troll Number One misses with a double jab.
Forum Troll Number One swinging wildly here.
Jab by Forum Troll Number One.

Forum Troll Number One sends Archibald crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Forum Troll Number One is motioning to the referee to let Archibald up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Archibald is rocked!
Forum Troll Number One misses with a series of wild punches.
Oh Archibald is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Forum Troll Number One connects with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Forum Troll Number One cracks Archibald with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One!
A relieved looking Herpes Henry Forum Troll Number One thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.