PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tycoon's entrance music is Monkey Business. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Tycoon
vs
Dickskin

182 cm
25
220 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

197 cm
25
260 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Hellraiser FightGear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Mike Tycoon!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.
Dickskin has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Tycoon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Tycoon there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Mike Tycoon has been cut.
Dickskin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tycoon manages to avoid it.
Tycoon is looking to counter punch.
Tycoon dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon fails to land with a series of punches.
Tycoon definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dickskin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Tycoon stuns Dickskin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Tycoon scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Dickskin doesn't seem bothered though.
Tycoon keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickskin.
Dickskin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Tycoon circles away quickly and effectively.
Dickskin is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Tycoon scores with a hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Tycoon throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickskin swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dickskin cracks Tycoon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickskin misses with an uppercut.
Dickskin throws a poor cross that misses
and Tycoon counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dickskin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tycoon swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin scores with a three punch combo!
Dickskin punishes Tycoon's body with a nice straight punch.
A jab from Dickskin misses.
Tycoon thuds a left hand into Dickskin's body.
Dickskin looks to throw the jab but Tycoon is out of range.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body.
Dickskin looks winded!
Dickskin shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Tycoon misses with a wild body shot.
Dickskin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.
It looked like Tycoon wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Tycoon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon lands a lovely overhand right.
Dickskin drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Tycoon connects with a jab.
Tycoon throws a shot from downtown. Dickskin moves away and avoids it.
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Tycoon throws the left hand but Dickskin avoids the punch easily.
Tycoon scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tycoon lands a jab.
Tycoon misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickskin.
Tycoon swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickskin moves away.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Dickskin scores with a hook to the body. Tycoon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dickskin takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses.
Tycoon punishes Dickskin's body with a nice straight punch.
Tycoon swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dickskin throws a hook but Tycoon blocks it.
Tycoon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tycoon avoids the body shot from Dickskin.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tycoon.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Tycoon misses the shot to the body.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dickskin darts in and clinches Tycoon up against the cage.

Tycoon breaks from the clinch.
Tycoon looks to score with a jab to the body but Dickskin is just out of range.
Dickskin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickskin closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tycoon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dickskin.
Tycoon cracks Dickskin with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tycoon pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tycoon takes a swing at Dickskin's ribcage but misses.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Dickskin misses with a body shot.
Tycoon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon looks to land a right hand but Dickskin moved out of range.
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Tycoon was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Tycoon throws a right and a left that Dickskin avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tycoon just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickskin counters with a right hand to the body.
Tycoon lands a right hook to the body.
Tycoon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dickskin misses with a jab to the body
and Tycoon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Tycoon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Dickskin.
Dickskin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Dickskin throws an overhand right that lands on Tycoon's shoulder, as Tycoon tries to avoid the shot.
Tycoon works the jab nicely.
Dickskin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Tycoon.
Tycoon moves out of range as Dickskin strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Dickskin lands a nice shot to the body.
Tycoon is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tycoon. Dickskin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickskin misses with a straight right.
Tycoon appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tycoon throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tycoon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mike Tycoon's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dickskin wants to clinch.
Tycoon bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Dickskin's head backwards.
Tycoon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Dickskin just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickskin throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tycoon misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tycoon lands with a shot to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Tycoon. That snapped Dickskin's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tycoon connects with a right hand. Dickskin shakes it off.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Tycoon.
Dickskin swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.
Tycoon drops his hands momentarily and Dickskin takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tycoon cracks Dickskin with a right hand to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Dickskin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Tycoon lands with an overhand left.
Dickskin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Tycoon is looking to wear down Dickskin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Dickskin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Tycoon finds it's way round the side to connect with Dickskin's head.
Tycoon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tycoon.
Tycoon dips to his left and cracks Dickskin with an uppercut!
Dickskin throws a combination that misses
and Tycoon counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Dickskin is breathing heavily.
Tycoon throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin slips a straight right by Tycoon.
Dickskin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tycoon.
A jab from Tycoon finds it's way through Dickskin's defenses.
Tycoon lands a slapping body shot.
Tycoon paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickskin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tycoon is looking to counter punch.
A jab lands there for Tycoon.
Tycoon throws a body punch but Dickskin moves out of range.
Tycoon jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dickskin misses with a wild body shot.
Tycoon is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickskin can do to turn this around?
Dickskin doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Dickskin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Tycoon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Tycoon connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Tycoon connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Tycoon throws a hook to the side of Dickskin's head but Dickskin sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickskin finds himself stumbling back on wobbly legs after being clipped by a right hand. He's up against the cage, ducking and weaving under Tycoon's strikes but an uppercut finds it's way through and Dickskin falls! - He's completely out of it and the ref jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mike Tycoon!
Mike Tycoon retains his heavyweight title!
A relieved looking Mike Tycoon thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.