PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roman Powertseski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ron Jeremy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Roman Powertseski's chin.

Jeremy
vs
Powertseski

168 cm
22
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

198 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Roman Powertseski!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Jeremy.
Horrible takedown by Powertseski or perhaps it was just good defense by Jeremy which made him look bad.
Jeremy misses with a takedown

and Powertseski counters by moving into the clinch.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
Powertseski is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jeremy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Powertseski is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jeremy is keeping busy.
Powertseski is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Jeremy has denied him.
Powertseski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Powertseski has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Jeremy avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roman Powertseski.
A hook to the body from Jeremy.
Powertseski looks gassed!
Jeremy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jeremy scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Roman Powertseski has been cut.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Jeremy lands with a left to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy scores with a shot to the side of Powertseski's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.
A short body shot lands from Jeremy as the two fighters clinch.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
Jeremy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Jeremy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Powertseski backwards.
Powertseski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy pushes Powertseski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jeremy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy pushes Powertseski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Powertseski blocks an uppercut.
Jeremy is working Powertseski over against the cage.
Jeremy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jeremy is leaning against Powertseski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jeremy pushes Powertseski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jeremy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jeremy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jeremy misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Powertseski.
Powertseski blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jeremy lands a right hand.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jeremy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Powertseski blocks an uppercut.
Jeremy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Jeremy lands a body punch.
Jeremy is leaning against Powertseski and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Jeremy scores with a shoulder strike.
Jeremy works on Powertseski's body with a couple of short punches.
Powertseski can't get the takedown.
Jeremy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jeremy is pressed up against the cage. Powertseski has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jeremy down to the mat. Jeremy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jeremy misses with a takedown attempt - Powertseski sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jeremy shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Powertseski counters with a head kick. That will keep Jeremy thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to clinch up
and Powertseski counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jeremy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jeremy has a takedown stuffed.
Powertseski fails with a takedown attempt.

Powertseski shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Powertseski showed some decent athleticism there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jeremy moves into full guard.
Jeremy throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy can't keep his opponent in guard - Powertseski advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Jeremy tries to roll over but Powertseski keeps him under control.

Powertseski is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Jeremy doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Powertseski.
Jeremy is staying active underneath Powertseski, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Powertseski might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Jeremy kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Jeremy wants to improve his position but Powertseski is controlling well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jeremy darts in trying to clinch
and Powertseski counters with a left and a right that stings Jeremy.
Jeremy moves in looking to clinch but Powertseski pushes him off.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Powertseski is avoiding it.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Powertseski swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy shoots for a takedown but Powertseski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jeremy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jeremy looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Powertseski is fending him off so far but Jeremy persists. Nope, Powertseski circles away and we're back to standing.
Powertseski misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Powertseski shoots in and drives through. Jeremy sprawls well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
No luck for Powertseski with that takedown attempt.

Jeremy closes the distance and clinches.
Jeremy lands a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Roman Powertseski's cut.
That's time! Jeremy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jeremy takes the fight into the clinch.
Jeremy misses with some punches.
Powertseski is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Jeremy throws a head punch that misses.
Powertseski is trying to break free.
Jeremy is pressed up against the cage. Powertseski has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Jeremy down to the mat. Jeremy avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Jeremy fails with a takedown attempt.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jeremy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Powertseski swats away the attempt to clinch by Jeremy.

Powertseski scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Powertseski trying to control the position but Jeremy is working away.
Jeremy is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Powertseski off and has taken his back!
Powertseski tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Powertseski tries to hold on but Jeremy pushes him away.
Powertseski tries to get back to half guard but can't.

Jeremy working for a guillotine from mount but Powertseski is in no mood to give up.
Powertseski regains half guard.
Jeremy missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Powertseski actively working from the bottom here.
Jeremy sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Powertseski defending well though.
Powertseski works his way to full guard. Good work.
Jeremy throwing strikes from guard but Powertseski blocks nicely.
Powertseski not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jeremy with a flurry of punches that miss.
Powertseski wants to sweep here but Jeremy controlling him for the moment.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Jeremy is looking to clinch.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Powertseski is avoiding it.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Powertseski circles away.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Powertseski is having none of it.
Powertseski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jeremy paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jeremy closes the distance looking to clinch
and Powertseski counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jeremy is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Jeremy tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Powertseski counters by moving into the clinch.
Jeremy makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jeremy.
Jeremy lands a right hand that snaps the head of Powertseski backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jeremy digs a right hand underneath Powertseski's ribcage. Powertseski let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Powertseski missing with knees to the body.
Jeremy presses Powertseski against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Powertseski is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Jeremy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Nice body punch from Jeremy - that landed with a thud.
Ron Jeremy has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Powertseski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jeremy.

Powertseski pulls guard.

Jeremy has gone for a leg lock! Powertseski slips out almost immediately though and dives into Jeremy's guard.
Powertseski tries to free his leg and advance position but Jeremy is retaining full guard.

Jeremy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jeremy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Jeremy tries to get out of the position.
Jeremy can't keep his opponent in guard - Powertseski advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Jeremy tries to get to full guard but Powertseski has control of the leg.

Jeremy looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Jeremy might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Jeremy looking for submissions off his back.
Powertseski looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Powertseski keeps the fight on the outside.
Jeremy closes the distance but Powertseski moves to the side

and Powertseski counters by moving into the clinch.
Powertseski is looking to break free of the clinch but Jeremy has double underhooks.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Powertseski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jeremy lands a hook that snaps the head of Powertseski backwards.
Jeremy presses Powertseski against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
Powertseski is trying to maintain a safe position but Jeremy gets an underhook and turns Powertseski into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Roman Powertseski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Roman Powertseski's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Jeremy closes the distance but Powertseski moves to the side

and Powertseski counters with a single leg into guard. Jeremy didn't expect that.

Jeremy is looking for a triangle but Powertseski pushes his legs off easily.

Jeremy is looking for a triangle here but Powertseski uses the submission attempt to pass into side control.
Powertseski lands a few punches from side control.
Powertseski scoring with punches from side control.

Powertseski thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Jeremy is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Powertseski's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Jeremy misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Jeremy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Powertseski on the ground.
Powertseski scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

Jeremy looking for submissions off his back.
Jeremy misses with some strikes from the bottom.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Powertseski paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Powertseski shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jeremy as he jumps to the side.
Jeremy shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Powertseski shoots in and drives through. Jeremy sprawls well.
Jeremy will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jeremy doesn't manage to clinch there - Powertseski circles away.

Powertseski gets in close and instigates a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Powertseski blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jeremy prevents Powertseski from breaking the clinch.
Jeremy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Powertseski tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Ron Jeremy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Roman Powertseski.
Powertseski is trying to break free.
Jeremy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Powertseski takes a shot to the head.
Jeremy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Powertseski has had enough of the clinch but Jeremy keeps him there for the moment.
Powertseski is working for takedown but Jeremy is calmly controlling the position for now.
Jeremy lands a left hand.
Jeremy swings wildly with an uppercut but Powertseski uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy working aggressively here.
Powertseski's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Powertseski drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jeremy pulls his leg out and moves away.
Jeremy wants to clinch

and Powertseski counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jeremy's guard now.
Jeremy keeping moving, preventing Powertseski from controlling successfully.
Jeremy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Powertseski is one step ahead there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy trying to strike off his back.

Jeremy looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Powertseski has picked Jeremy up and slammed him! Jeremy can't keep hold of the triangle and Powertseski manages to pass to side control!
Jeremy tries to improve position but can't.
Powertseski works to advance to full mount. Jeremy defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Powertseski wants to control the pace but Jeremy is squirming around nicely.
Jeremy is wriggling around trying to escape.
Jeremy swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Jeremy is looking to improve his position but Powertseski isn't that keen on the idea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Powertseski trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
Powertseski takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Jeremy throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
Powertseski trying to control but Jeremy is having none of it.
Jeremy avoids a series of strikes thrown by Powertseski.
Powertseski wants to control the pace but Jeremy is squirming around nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Roman Powertseski comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Powertseski has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roman Powertseski!