PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jason Mewes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Patrick Krupok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Mewes
vs
Krupok

181 cm
31
152 lbs
15 - 10 - 0

180 cm
21
150 lbs
5 - 10 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Urban Fighter
King of Fists

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Mewes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Patrick Krupok!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Alan Glass and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mewes lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Krupok chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Mewes can pounce on him.
Mewes delivers a nice body kick.
Krupok misses with a double jab

and Mewes counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Krupok!
Mewes is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Krupok will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.

Mewes decides to take the fight back to the feet.

Mewes is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Krupok's half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mewes is taking a breather. Krupok says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Krupok can do anything to dispel that myth.
Mewes seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Krupok for as long as he can get away with.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

Mewes is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Mewes controlling the pace.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes continues to stall.

Mewes is trying for a kimura here. Krupok looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Mewes wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jason Mewes!
Jason Mewes seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.