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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barbie Bloonkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tiddlywinks has chosen The Seinfeld Intro as his entrance music. Roger Tiddlywinks is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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270 lbs
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265 lbs
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbie Bloonkers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Anthony Taglia and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bloonkers slips under a jab from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bloonkers dives in and scores a takedown into Tiddlywinks's guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Bloonkers accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Bloonkers tries to free his leg and advance position but Tiddlywinks is retaining full guard.
Bloonkers not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Bloonkers stops Tiddlywinks from standing up.
Tiddlywinks has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Bloonkers is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bloonkers is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Tiddlywinks is defending well.
Tiddlywinks breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bloonkers looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tiddlywinks is trying to stand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers winds up and cracks Tiddlywinks with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Tiddlywinks kicks off Bloonkers and gets to his feet.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tiddlywinks wants to slow Bloonkers down by chopping away at his legs.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Bloonkers walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but Tiddlywinks slaps the foot to one side.
Tiddlywinks swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Bloonkers scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Tiddlywinks manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks fails to land with a series of punches.
Tiddlywinks lunges at Bloonkers with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bloonkers's hand.
A big left from Tiddlywinks misses.
Tiddlywinks lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
It looks like Barbie Bloonkers has been cut.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bloonkers throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bloonkers is looking to land body kicks.
Bloonkers misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks swinging wildly here.
Roger Tiddlywinks is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Bloonkers.
A punch combination from Tiddlywinks misses.
Bloonkers rushes Tiddlywinks and presses him up against the cage.
Bloonkers wants a takedown but no success here.
Tiddlywinks is trying to break free.
Bloonkers breaks from the clinch.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A jab from Tiddlywinks finds it's way through Bloonkers's defenses.
Bloonkers takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Bloonkers looks for the body kick but Tiddlywinks saw that one coming.
Tiddlywinks is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Bloonkers slips under a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that Bloonkers avoids nicely.
Bloonkers misses with a low kick.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers tries to counter by clinching up but Tiddlywinks breaks away and moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bloonkers misses with a few strikes there.
A good leg kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws out a leg kick but Bloonkers moves out of range and Tiddlywinks only half commits.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers moves out of range.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Bloonkers backs up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tiddlywinks moves out of range of the body kick.
Bloonkers checks the leg kick nicely there.
Tiddlywinks tries to land a front kick but Bloonkers steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
And Tiddlywinks responds with a good body kick, but Bloonkers manages to step out the way in time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger Tiddlywinks dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Bloonkers tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bloonkers fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tiddlywinks has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks misses with a head kick.
A head kick misses from Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers throws a counter high kick but Tiddlywinks was just alert enough to avoid it.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
Barbie Bloonkers is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tiddlywinks throws a front kick aimed at Bloonkers's knee but Bloonkers avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch lands to the side of Tiddlywinks 's head but he takes it in his stride.
No joy there for Tiddlywinks, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tiddlywinks looks to land a left hand but Bloonkers moved out of range nicely.
Bloonkers looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bloonkers lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Tiddlywinks at a distance.
Tiddlywinks looks for the body kick but Bloonkers saw that one coming.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks stuffs the takedown.
Tiddlywinks throws a right hand that Bloonkers ducks under and follows up with a left that Bloonkers also avoids with ease.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Crunch! Bloonkers slams his shin into Tiddlywinks's torso.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Sloppy strikes from Bloonkers. Those never looked like landing.
Tiddlywinks misses with a hook. Bloonkers ducked under it nicely.
Bloonkers changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bloonkers throws a push kick but Tiddlywinks slaps the foot to one side.
A lazy left from Tiddlywinks finds it's target.
Bloonkers showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tiddlywinks.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bloonkers misses with a head kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Tiddlywinks throws a right and a left that Bloonkers avoids nicely.
Bloonkers throws the kick towards the body but Tiddlywinks avoids it.
Tiddlywinks fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bloonkers is out of range.
Bloonkers misses with a body kick.
Bloonkers drops his hands momentarily and Tiddlywinks takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Tiddlywinks will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bloonkers changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Bloonkers with a poor takedown
and Tiddlywinks counters with a one-two to the body.
Tiddlywinks swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tiddlywinks throws the kick towards the body but Bloonkers avoids it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bloonkers has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice shot by Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks avoids a kick to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Bloonkers moves out of range easily.
Bloonkers wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Bloonkers throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bloonkers throws a head kick that misses.
Bloonkers goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tiddlywinks jabs at Bloonkers's body.
Tiddlywinks throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Bloonkers instigates a clinch.
Bloonkers wants a takedown but no success here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Barbie Bloonkers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bloonkers is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Tiddlywinks gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Tiddlywinks wants to get back to striking at distance but Bloonkers won't allow it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bloonkers's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Bloonkers. Tiddlywinks shrugs it off though.
Tiddlywinks throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bloonkers is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A punch combination from Bloonkers misses.
That kick from Tiddlywinks tenderised Bloonkers's leg. Bloonkers is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tiddlywinks connects with the punch.
Tiddlywinks misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Roger Tiddlywinks showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Barbie Bloonkers's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Tiddlywinks throws a body kick that misses.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
A swing and a miss from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
A big left from Bloonkers misses.
Bloonkers works over Tiddlywinks's head and body with a nice combination.
A bone on bone clash there as Bloonkers blocks the leg kick.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks just misses with a punch to the body.
Bloonkers seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Tiddlywinks lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bloonkers keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Bloonkers with a series of wild strikes but Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Some bone on bone action there as Tiddlywinks checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Bloonkers tries to close the distance and clinch but Tiddlywinks swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A slow jab from Bloonkers misses its intended target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks swats away the attempt to clinch by Bloonkers.
Tiddlywinks tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
A quick step to the side and Bloonkers tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tiddlywinks takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bloonkers lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tiddlywinks fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
No joy there for Bloonkers, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Bloonkers blocks a head kick by Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers avoids the head kick by Tiddlywinks.
It looked like Bloonkers was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Tiddlywinks misses with a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Bloonkers clinches up with Tiddlywinks and pushes him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Bloonkers.
Bloonkers breaks the clinch.
Bloonkers pushes Tiddlywinks up against the cage in a clinch.
Bloonkers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Tiddlywinks swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Bloonkers counters by moving into the clinch.
Tiddlywinks is trying to force a seperation but Bloonkers has the dominant position.
Tiddlywinks's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bloonkers lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that Bloonkers semi-blocks.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Bloonkers on the side of the head.
Bloonkers misses with a straight right.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick
and Bloonkers counters with a body kick.
Bloonkers takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bloonkers stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tiddlywinks.
Tiddlywinks is looking to score with low kicks.
Bloonkers throws a big counter combination but Tiddlywinks scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bloonkers steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tiddlywinks. That one must have hurt.
Tiddlywinks tries to bum rush Bloonkers with a series of wild strikes but Bloonkers uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bloonkers throws a hook but Tiddlywinks blocks it.
Bloonkers blocks a jab.
Tiddlywinks lands with a nice body kick.
Bloonkers misses with the combination.
Tiddlywinks looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers avoids them all with ease.
Tiddlywinks throws a series of punches but Bloonkers avoids them all with ease.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bloonkers fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tiddlywinks manages to avoid it.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bloonkers.
Bloonkers appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
A head kick by Bloonkers misses
and Tiddlywinks counters with a straight right hand.
Barbie Bloonkers has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tiddlywinks looks to land a right hand but Bloonkers moved out of range.
Bloonkers tries to counter with a takedown but Tiddlywinks is quick to defend against it.
Bloonkers fails with a takedown attempt.
Tiddlywinks lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
And that's the end of the fight!
Roger Tiddlywinks comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Tiddlywinks winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Roger Tiddlywinks!
Roger Tiddlywinks looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.
The defeated Barbie Bloonkers had this to say: 'I'm gay.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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