PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sissy Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and El Chat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chat has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. El Chat looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Bitch
vs
Chat

150 cm
18
130 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

160 cm
20
130 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sissy Bitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, El Chat!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Trevor Gratis and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chat gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Bitch to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Chat looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Chat looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Bitch advances position into side control!

Bitch wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Chat, who protects the arm well.
Bitch just content to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch tries to move to mount but Chat blocks the move with his legs.
Bitch is staying tight to Chat's torso, preventing him from escaping.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch has knee on belly and moves into mount.

Bitch looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Bitch controlling from mount.
Bitch wants to take Chat's back but he can't do it this time.
Bitch tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bitch is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Chat can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
Bitch moves to take his opponent's back.
Bitch has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Chat's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Bitch is working on the RNC. He looks like he's got it but Chat won't tap... Oh, he's out! The ref rips Bitch off his unconscious opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Sissy Bitch!