PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Blake Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Green's entrance music is Sugar Rush. A fine choice. On his way into the cage it seems that Blake Green has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Blake Green seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Green
vs
Pants

168 cm
22
146 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

165 cm
22
143 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Lion Fightwear
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Blake Green!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Steve Montenegro and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Green looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Pants tries a low kick but Green avoids it.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Green takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Green dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pants. That did some damage!
Pants throws a series of punches but Green moves out of range.
Green tried to counter with a leg kick but Pants avoided it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A low kick from Pants is predictable there
and Green counters with a solid body kick.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green misses with a low kick.
Pants lands with a nice combination. Green backs away looking to recover.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Green wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nice jab there from Pants.
Green lands with a shot to the body.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Pants misses with a jab, cross combination.
Green lands a nice hook to Pants's body. Pants takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Green misses with a leg kick.
Pants was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Blake Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
Pants takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
An inside leg kick lands from Pants.
A lazy left from Green finds it's target.
Green uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants throws a body shot but no joy.
Pants needs to keep his hands up - Green had a free shot at his head there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green clobbers Pants with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Pants walks forward, straight into a front kick from Green.
Green is looking to wear down Pants with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Green takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Green throws a hook to the side of Pants's head but Pants sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pants now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Pants takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pants connects with a body shot that sends Green's belly button to the back.
Pants feints and then cracks Green's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Green down.
Green just misses with a punch to the body.
Green throws a looping overhand right but Pants ducks down to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
Pants lands a really nice looking cross but Green seems unphased.
Green looks to land a left hand but Pants moved out of range nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Green down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
Pants connects with a leg kick. Green looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Pants slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Pants with a hook.
Pants avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A head kick misses from Pants.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Pants.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green fakes the leg kick and cracks Pants in the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pants cracks Green with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Pants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Pants connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Green momentarily.
Pants throws a head kick but Green moves out of range.
Pants slips under a jab from Green.
Green blocks a head kick by Pants.
Green with a nice cross.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Green misses with an uppercut.
Pants replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Green blocks it well.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
A quick step to the side and Green tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green avoids the body shot from Pants.
It looked like Green was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pants.
A swing and a miss from Pants.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Nice shot by Green.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green throws a right hand that misses
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pants throws out a leg kick but Green moves out of range and Pants only half commits.
Pants works the jab nicely.
Pants connects with a body shot that sends Green's belly button to the back.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pants takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Green might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
A head kick misses from Green.
And Pants responds with a good body kick, but Green manages to step out the way in time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Green moves into the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Green.
A short right from Green.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants misses with a body punch.
Green lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pants has Green pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants misses with a punch on the inside.
Green prevents Pants from breaking the clinch.
Green digs a right hand underneath Pants's ribcage. Pants let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Green scores with a nice hook to the head.
Green lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Pants tries to work over Green's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Green tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pants has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Green.
A left hand lands to the body for Green.
Green misses with a punch to the body.
Pants can't get the takedown.
Pants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Green is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Pants tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Green smiles and moves away.
Blake Green has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopie Pants.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.
Pants lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Green backs up against the cage.
Pants takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
Pants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Green throws out the jab.
Pants throws a fast counter high kick but Green manages to duck under it in time.
Green lands a leg kick that knocks Pants off balance momentarily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Green moves into range and connects with a jab.
Green lands an overhand right.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.

Green closes the distance and clinches.
A nice left hand lands by Green.

Pants breaks from the clinch.
Green has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A slow jab from Green misses its intended target.
Green dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Pants. That did some damage!
Pants misses with the combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green slips under a jab from Pants.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green lands an overhand right.
Pants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Green wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Green swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Pants misses with a kick to the body.
Pants fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

Green moves into the clinch.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants taking a breather.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants is trying to break the clinch but Green is controlling him.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Pants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Green walks away with a smile on his face. Pants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Green attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pants is looking to chop away at Green's legs.
Green swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Pants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Green sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Green ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Pants closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green lands with a straight right. Pants didn't see that one coming.

Green gets a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blake Green dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Green takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Green throws a head kick that misses.
Pants appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sloppy strikes from Pants. Those never looked like landing.
Green's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Pants connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Green scrambles back to his feet.
Green keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A quick step to the side and Green tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Green at a distance.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from Green does it's job there.
Green punishes Pants's body with a nice straight punch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Green. That's going to slow Pants down.
A big left from Pants misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants scores with a body shot.
Green misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pants.
Pants let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Pants connects with a crisp jab.
Green throws a low kick, looking for Pants's leg but Pants calmly moves out of range.
Pants tries to score with a low kick but Green moves his leg out of the way.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Green misses with a body shot

and Pants counters by clinching up.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pants.
Pants misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Green.
Green goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Green keeps control of Pants as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Green fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Pants wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pants has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Green seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Pants can turn it around.
Green tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Pants's elbow.
Pants blocks a body shot from Green.

Pants escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A big left from Green misses.
Green scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pants thuds his right hand into Green's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Green lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green throws a big shot that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants scores with a jab to the head.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants lands a jab to the nose.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants is looking for the big counter here.
Pants lands a jab to the head.
Pants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Green on the side of the head.
Pants blocks a jab.
Green looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Green throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green throws out a loose jab but Pants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Green moves out of range of the body kick from Pants.
Pants staying out of range there.
Pants slips under a jab from Green.
Nice defenses there by Pants.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pants! But no joy.
Green stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pants.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Green misses with a left hand
and Pants counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Pants misses with a jab to the body
and Green counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Green scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Blake Green did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Green has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Green there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Green. That did some damage!
Green misses with a kick to the body.
Pants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
As Pants backs away, Green returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Green looks to land a right hand but Pants moved out of range.
Green lands with a right hand.
Pants tries to land a front kick but Green steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Green appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Green lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green thinks about countering with a body kick.
Green swings widly with a right hand
and Pants counters with a left to the body.
Green lands with a straight right. Pants didn't see that one coming.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Green works the jab nicely.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pants unleashes a big counter combination but Green bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Green takes a swing at Pants's ribcage but misses.
Green throws a quick inside leg kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
A little feinted left hand from Green on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Green lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pants's sensitive parts.
Pants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

Green rushes Pants and presses him up against the cage.
Pants tries to pull guard but Green holds him up against the cage and eventually Pants drops back down to his feet.
Green is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Pants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Green's elbow.
Green softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Pants works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Green.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Pants.
Pants tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Green just stands there and leans against the cage.
Pants has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Green is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Blake Green has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poopie Pants.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green has him pressed against the cage.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pants scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Green misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pants tries a body shot but Green blocks it.
Good body shot from Green.
Pants is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Pants tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pants wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Green has him pressed against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Green.
Green lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Green tries to work over Pants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Blake Green has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Pants has had enough of the clinch but Green keeps him there for the moment.
Green is leaning against Pants and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Green lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pants backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green scores with a shoulder strike.
Pants lands a hook to the side of the head.
Pants wants to break free but Green has control.
A short uppercut from Green.
Pants fails to pull guard.
Green misses with a body punch.
Green scores with a shot to the side of Pants's head.
Pants jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Green walks away with a smile on his face. Pants gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Pants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Green. Green obviously looking to wear him down.
Pants fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Green has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That kick from Green tenderised Pants's leg. Pants is trying to keep his angry face on.
Pants has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pants there as he acknowledges the shot.
Green moves out of range of the leg kick from Pants.
Green misses with a body shot.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Pants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Green moves into the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pants goes for a takedown in the clinch but Green prevents it.
Pants can't find room to land a body shot as Green controls the action.
Green is working Pants over against the cage.

Green breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Green ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pants moves away.
Green throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and moves out of range.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a stiff right hand.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Pants tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Green is able to avoid easily.
Pants throws an off balance right hand
and Green counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blake Green had his way with Poopie Pants in that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Pants takes a swing at Green's ribcage but misses.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Green scores with a nice body kick.
Green throws an overhand right that lands on Pants's shoulder, as Pants tries to avoid the shot.
Pants steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Green.
Pants throws a nice inside leg kick.
Green scores with a body shot.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Green takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Green moves out of range of the body kick from Pants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Green throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pants counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
Green avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pants looking to land some kicks to the body here.
It looked like Green wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pants swings away with a body shot that misses
and Green counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with an uppercut.
Green throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Green backing away here, and Pants unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Green tries to clinch up but Pants circles away and keeps his distance.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Green shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Pants tries a head kick but it misses.
Pants fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Green on the side of the head.
Pants slips a straight right by Green.
Green scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Green has time to react.
Green on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants misses with a body shot.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with a body shot.
Pants misses with an attempted mid kick.
Green lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Pants backs up against the cage.
Pants throws a leg kick that misses.
Pants avoids the head kick by Green.
Pants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Green throws the left hand but Pants avoids the punch easily.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jab from Green.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Green avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Pants ducks right into an uppercut from Green.
Poopie Pants has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Green shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Green ducks down to avoid it.
Green throws a lazy right hand but Pants sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Green throws a head kick but Pants moves out of range.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blake Green is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Pants lands with a cross.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Blake Green.
Well Green has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 49:46
Judge Steve Montenegro scores the fight 49:46
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blake Green!
Blake Green retains his featherweight title!
Blake Green gave a mention to Lion Fightwear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).