PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Kusilutka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jane Rottencrotch
vs
Kusilutka

200 cm
27
200 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

189 cm
32
198 lbs
20 - 12 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Igor Kusilutka!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Phil Schofield and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No joy there for Kusilutka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Rottencrotch throwing a counter right hand but Kusilutka manages to avoid it.
Kusilutka misses with a combination
and Rottencrotch counters with a low kick, right behind Kusilutka 's knee.
A big left from Kusilutka misses.
A punch combination from Kusilutka misses.
Rottencrotch throws a quick inside leg kick.
Kusilutka misses with a left hand
and Rottencrotch counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rottencrotch darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kusilutka lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick which misses Kusilutka's front leg but catches the back leg as Kusilutka tries to avoid it.
Igor Kusilutka seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kusilutka throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Kusilutka takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kusilutka misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Kusilutka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Rottencrotch lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Igor Kusilutka has been cut.
Kusilutka misses with a left hand
and Rottencrotch counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kusilutka thinking.
Rottencrotch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kusilutka's sensitive parts.
Kusilutka throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body kick there by Rottencrotch.
Kusilutka looks winded!
Kusilutka falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rottencrotch connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rottencrotch smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Rottencrotch moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Kusilutka is rocked!
Kusilutka takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Kusilutka is still on wobbly legs! Can Rottencrotch finish him?
Kusilutka glances at the clock... BAM! Rottencrotch nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Kusilutka crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Kusilutka is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch thanked the fans post fight for their support.