PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Willian Keller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sissy Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Willian Keller has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Keller
vs
Bitch

192 cm
19
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
18
130 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Willian Keller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sissy Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keller on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bitch works Keller's body with a nice hook.
Bitch shoots and misses
and Keller counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Keller avoids the body shot from Bitch.
Bitch sizes up Keller with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Keller really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bitch swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Keller counters with a two punch combo.
Bitch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bitch misses with a lunging right hand
and Keller counters with a left and a right that stings Bitch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bitch misses with a body punch
and Keller counters with a three punch combo that has Bitch backing up. Bitch nods at Keller to acknowledge the strikes.
Bitch drops Keller with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Keller! Bitch dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sissy Bitch!