PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fionn MacCumhaill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

MacCumhaill
vs
Trump

225 cm
28
300 lbs
12 - 6 - 0

200 cm
30
300 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fionn MacCumhaill!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donald Trump!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
MacCumhaill misses with a two punch combination.
Trump looks like he wants to counter punch here.
MacCumhaill definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
MacCumhaill fails to land with a series of punches.
MacCumhaill lands a lovely overhand right.
Trump misses with a body shot.
MacCumhaill scores with a decent looking hook.

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
Trump takes one to the side of the head.
MacCumhaill lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Trump at a distance.
Trump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
MacCumhaill is pawing at Trump, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Trump's nose. Trump is badly hurt! MacCumhaill pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Trump tries desperately to hold on but MacCumhaill is relentless in his assault! As Trump receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls MacCumhaill away and this one is in the books!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fionn MacCumhaill!
A very excited looking Fionn MacCumhaill made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
Donald Trump was interviewed post fight and said 'I may have lost this fight, but I am not a loser, I am a winner!'.