PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lache Ness (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexee Batman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Ness
vs
Batman

180 cm
25
265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

188 cm
25
270 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lache Ness!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Alexee Batman!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Winston Alpacca and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Batman is looking to clinch but Ness is avoiding it.
Ness drops down looking for a counter takedown but Batman sprawls and moves away.
Batman slaps away a takedown attempt from Ness, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Ness moves forwards but Batman connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Batman changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

Ness fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Batman sprawls well initially but Ness persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Ness is working for a kimura but Batman is defending it quite comfortably.

Batman is defending against the submission attempts here by Ness.

Ness seems to be looking for submissions.

Ness is looking for a kimura here.

Ness is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Batman is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lache Ness!
Our winner, Lache Ness, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.