PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lyle Chipperson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kenny Knight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chipperson comes to the cage accompanied by Chip Chipperson - Tears. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Chipperson
vs
Knight

190 cm
18
210 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
18
213 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lyle Chipperson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Kenny Knight!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, John Kavanagh and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chipperson moves forwards but Knight connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Chipperson closes the distance and clinches up with Knight, looking for a takedown. Chipperson pushes Knight against the cage but Knight circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
It seemed like Knight was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chipperson dives in and grabs Knight's left leg, looking for a takedown. Knight pushes down on Chipperson's head and hops out.
Knight throws a left and a right that both miss

and Chipperson counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Chipperson works a leg free and moves into half guard.

Chipperson is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Knight has managed to free his arm - good work.

Knight pushes Chipperson off, looking to escape but Chipperson dives into side control. He's locked up a kimura now - that was fast! He's cranking on it and Knight is forced to tap! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Lyle Chipperson!
Post fight, Lyle Chipperson stared into the camera and said 'Why is it called MMA, why not MMJune or sumptin?PECKAHS!!'.