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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy has chosen The taco dance as his entrance music. The key to victory for Macho Man has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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150 cm
25
285 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Macho Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Santiago Holmes.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Man lands the left hand.
It looks like Taco Stiffy has been cut.
Stiffy shoots and misses
and Man moves into the clinch.
Good body shot from Man.
A short body shot lands from Man as the two fighters clinch.
Stiffy is looking to take this one to the mat.
Stiffy is working for takedown but Man is calmly controlling the position for now.
Macho Man has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Taco Stiffy.
Stiffy tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Man just stands there and leans against the cage.
Stiffy drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A short body shot lands from Man as the two fighters clinch.
Stiffy looks winded!
Stiffy working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Man.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Man.
Man lands a body shot.
Man lands an uppercut.
Stiffy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Man presses Stiffy against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Man - that landed with a thud.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Man creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Man.
Man scores with a hook to the body.
A hook to the body from Man.
A left hand lands to the body for Man.
Man pushes Stiffy back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Man.
Man lands with a light punch inside.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Stiffy.
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.
Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Man works on Stiffy's body with a couple of short punches.
Man cracks Stiffy with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stiffy backwards.
Man lands a left hand.
Man drops Stiffy onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Stiffy is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
Stiffy is rocked!
Man creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Stiffy with a big uppercut! Stiffy tries to clinch up but Man pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Stiffy to the mat! Stiffy covers up and Man unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Macho Man!
Macho Man retains his super heavyweight title!
An out of breath Macho Man thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
In defeat, Taco Stiffy stepped up to the mic, saying 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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