PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paulo Orlando (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy comes to the cage accompanied by The taco dance. Paulo Orlando will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Stiffy
vs
Orlando

150 cm
26
285 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

195 cm
25
290 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Enjoys gardening

Oblivion Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Paulo Orlando!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stiffy drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Stiffy content to stall in guard here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy with a nice head shot there.

Stiffy drops back looking for a leg! Orlando is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Orlando manages to kick Stiffy off! Stiffy jumps back into Orlando's guard.
Stiffy engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy tries to free his leg and advance position but Orlando is retaining full guard.
Stiffy working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Orlando keeping full guard, as Stiffy tries to pass.
Stiffy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Stiffy lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Stiffy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Orlando really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Stiffy. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Stiffy won't allow Orlando to get back to his feet.

Stiffy drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Stiffy as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Orlando screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Stiffy! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Taco Stiffy!
An intense looking Taco Stiffy took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.