PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Because I Can (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Count Chocula is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Chocula
vs
I Can

180 cm
31
155 lbs
20 - 9 - 0

155 cm
23
145 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Chocula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Because I Can!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Anni Minnemäki and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chocula is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Chocula lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
I Can throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chocula showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from I Can.

I Can shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. I Can showed some decent athleticism there.
Chocula tries to kick I Can off but I Can keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

I Can seems to be working for a kimura but Chocula defends the submission attempt.
Chocula is looking to escape.

I Can looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Chocula is looking to escape.

I Can is working for a submission of some sort.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocula is trying to stand up here but I Can is controlling him well.
Chocula trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

I Can is looking for a kimura here.
Chocula wants to get back to his feet.

I Can is trying for a kimura here. Chocula looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! I Can wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Because I Can!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Because I Can waved his t-shirt featuring Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)'s logo in front of the cameras.