PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dom DeLuise (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

DeLuise
vs
Lang

177 cm
39
165 lbs
31 - 15 - 3

185 cm
36
183 lbs
27 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 15 - 3, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dom DeLuise!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clubber Lang!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeLuise feints and then cracks Lang's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Lang down.
Lang looks to throw the jab but DeLuise is out of range.
Dom DeLuise seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lang chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A jab from Lang finds it's way through DeLuise's defenses.
Lang throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lang throws a looping overhand right but DeLuise ducks down to avoid it.
Lang takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
DeLuise fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lang takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

DeLuise moves into the clinch.
DeLuise has a couple of punches blocked by Lang.
A shot in the inside from DeLuise.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
DeLuise lands with a left to the head.
DeLuise on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Lang breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

DeLuise has closed the distance and engaged Lang in a clinch.

Lang escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
No joy there for DeLuise, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lang looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Lang tries to clinch but DeLuise is having none of it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeLuise throws a big shot that misses.
Lang misses the shot to the body.
Lang misses with a looping right.
Nice cross by Lang.
DeLuise checks a low kick from Lang.
DeLuise thows a leg kick but Lang checks it
and Lang counters with a straight right hand.
A head kick misses from Lang.
DeLuise scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
DeLuise moves out of range as Lang throws a body kick.
Lang wants to slow DeLuise down by chopping away at his legs.
DeLuise staying out of range there.
Lang works DeLuise's body with a nice hook.
DeLuise tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lang manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
DeLuise backing away here, and Lang unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
DeLuise is looking to clinch.
DeLuise keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. DeLuise darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
DeLuise misses with a looping left.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lang throws a body kick that misses.
DeLuise appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Lang fakes high and swings low for a body shot but DeLuise manages to avoid it.
DeLuise jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
DeLuise fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - DeLuise looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Lang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DeLuise takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Lang throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
DeLuise avoids the body shot from Lang.
DeLuise stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but DeLuise was well out of range. Poor timing from Lang.
Lang misses with a low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Lang lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and DeLuise has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from DeLuise and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Good shot there by DeLuise.
DeLuise misses with a looping left.
DeLuise tries to clinch up.
Lang is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down DeLuise rather than just go for the knockout.
DeLuise takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lang lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
DeLuise throws out a powerful jab.
DeLuise misses with a lunging right hand
and Lang counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Lang slips a straight right by DeLuise.
The fighters circling - DeLuise throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Lang! But no joy.
Lang swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lang avoids the head kick by DeLuise.
Lang replies with a solid counter kick to the body but DeLuise blocks it well.

DeLuise gets a clinch.
DeLuise swings wildly with an uppercut but Lang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Good body shot from Lang.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lang unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Lang works on DeLuise's body with a couple of short punches.
Lang lands an uppercut.
Lang tried to land a shot to the body but connects with DeLuise's elbow.
DeLuise lands a body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeLuise.
DeLuise misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lang tries to land knees in the clinch but DeLuise avoids the damage to the body.
Lang scores with a shot to the side of DeLuise's head.
Lang lands a knee to the body.
Lang trying to land knees to the body.
Lang lands a hook to the side of the head.
DeLuise tries to work over Lang's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nice body punch from DeLuise.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lang is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. DeLuise is defending well for now.
DeLuise working aggressively here.
Lang using the Thai plumb to throw knees but DeLuise has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lang.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Clubber Lang will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Lang lands a nice leg kick that just misses DeLuise's sensitive parts.
Lang throws an off balance right hand
and DeLuise cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
DeLuise on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Lang. Lang obviously looking to wear him down.
DeLuise is looking to clinch.
A little jabbing left from Lang on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Lang lands a straight punch to the body, keeping DeLuise at a distance.
DeLuise will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
DeLuise swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DeLuise takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lang takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
DeLuise takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
DeLuise misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lang scoring well with a low kick there.
Lang lands with a thumping leg kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
DeLuise swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Lang. That snapped DeLuise's head back.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang cracks the inside of DeLuise's front leg.
DeLuise tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Lang manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Lang walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. DeLuise checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Lang throws a chopping leg kick but DeLuise manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
DeLuise is looking to slow Lang down with leg kicks.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Lang looking to throw knees to the head but DeLuise is blocking nicely.
Lang avoiding damage.
Lang with a knee to the head.
Lang softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
DeLuise throws a shot from downtown. Lang moves away and avoids it.
Lang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
DeLuise tries to counter by clinching up but Lang breaks away and moves out of range.
DeLuise lands with a straight right. Lang didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to DeLuise's calf.
DeLuise is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A good leg kick by DeLuise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
DeLuise lands a body shot.
Lang circles away from the clinch attempt.

DeLuise gets a clinch.
DeLuise working aggressively here.
DeLuise working aggressively here.
DeLuise blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
DeLuise misses with a hook from the clinch.
Clubber Lang seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
DeLuise misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lang lands a knee to the body.
Lang prevents a body shot from DeLuise.
Lang softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
DeLuise working aggressively here.
Lang lands on the inside with an uppercut.
DeLuise fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lang tries to land knees in the clinch but DeLuise avoids the damage to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang digs a right hand underneath DeLuise's ribcage. DeLuise let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Lang with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
DeLuise works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Lang with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
DeLuise lands an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lang.
DeLuise misses with a punch on the inside.
Lang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lang slowing the pace effectively.
DeLuise stalling in the clinch but Lang improves position.
Lang misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from DeLuise.
Lang throws a head punch that misses.
DeLuise throws a head punch that misses.
Lang misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from DeLuise.
Lang lands a hook that snaps the head of DeLuise backwards.
DeLuise tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang misses with a knee to the head.
DeLuise fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lang stalling in the clinch but DeLuise improves position.
DeLuise doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for DeLuise.
DeLuise tries a body shot but Lang blocks it.
DeLuise misses with a hook from the clinch.
DeLuise lands with a short shot to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
DeLuise lands with a short shot to the head.
DeLuise works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A head punch on the inside from DeLuise fails to land.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
A shot in the inside from DeLuise.
DeLuise cracks Lang with a nice body shot.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, DeLuise creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
DeLuise misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lang blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Clubber Lang will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Lang has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lang there as he acknowledges the shot.
DeLuise moves out of range as Lang throws a body kick.
Nice defenses there by DeLuise.
Lang has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
DeLuise is looking to clinch but Lang is avoiding it.
Lang looks to land a left hand but DeLuise moved out of range nicely.
DeLuise tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
DeLuise scores with a decent looking hook.
DeLuise misses with a looping left.
DeLuise looks to throw the jab but Lang is out of range.
DeLuise moves forwards but Lang connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lang gets tackled into the cage by DeLuise. DeLuise maintains the clinch.
DeLuise misses with a punch on the inside.
Lang lands a shoulder strike.
DeLuise swings away with an uppercut that misses.
DeLuise tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
DeLuise fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from DeLuise.
DeLuise tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short left from DeLuise.
DeLuise wants to stall.
Lang takes a shot to the head.
DeLuise tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
DeLuise lands an uppercut.
DeLuise throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
DeLuise softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
DeLuise takes a knee to the side of the body.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
DeLuise can't find room to land a body shot as Lang controls the action.
Lang blocking some punches.
DeLuise swings away with an uppercut that misses.
DeLuise lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lang blocks an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeLuise blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
DeLuise misses with a hook from the clinch.
DeLuise throws a punch but it's blocked by Lang.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang misses with a punch to the body.
DeLuise throws a punch but it's blocked by Lang.

Lang pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Lang with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling DeLuise to score with a decent uppercut.
DeLuise misses with a hook to the body
and Lang counters with a straight right hand.
Lang's hands are dropping dangerously low here and DeLuise connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lang scrambles back to his feet.
DeLuise thows a left - swing and a miss!
DeLuise misses with a body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - DeLuise looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Lang rushes DeLuise and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
DeLuise misses with the head strike.
Lang lands a left hand that snaps the head of DeLuise backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Lang fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for DeLuise.
DeLuise swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lang is looking to break free of the clinch but DeLuise has double underhooks.
Lang is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. DeLuise is defending well for now.

Lang breaks the clinch.
DeLuise works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Lang slips under a jab from DeLuise.
Lang now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Lang misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and DeLuise tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang scores with a nice head shot.
Lang checks a low kick from DeLuise.
A telegraphed right hand from DeLuise misses the target.

DeLuise forces Lang back against the cage and clinches.
DeLuise managing to block the knees to the body from Lang.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lang tries to throw a body punch but DeLuise avoids it by throwing Lang back against the cage.
DeLuise lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lang backwards.
Lang lands a good knee to the midsection. DeLuise won't want to take too many of those.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A head punch on the inside from Lang fails to land.
DeLuise misses with a short punch on the inside.
DeLuise scores with a hook to the body.
DeLuise is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Lang is keeping busy.
DeLuise lands a nice uppercut.
DeLuise throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from DeLuise.
A short left from DeLuise.

Lang is rocked!
DeLuise's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Lang is still on wobbly legs! Can DeLuise finish him?
Lang is looking to break free of the clinch but DeLuise has double underhooks.
Lang misses with a hook to the ribs.
DeLuise creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Lang with a big uppercut! Lang tries to clinch up but DeLuise pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Lang to the mat! Lang covers up and DeLuise unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dom DeLuise!
Dom DeLuise retains his welterweight title!
A relieved looking Dom DeLuise thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.