PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Evan Real Deal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nofurgay Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Real Deal comes to the cage accompanied by Man Behind The Wire. Jesus has chosen Sirius as his entrance music. Nofurgay Jesus has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Evan Real Deal's chin.

Real Deal
vs
Jesus

189 cm
21
195 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

177 cm
30
189 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Evan Real Deal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nofurgay Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Real Deal clinches with his opponent.

Jesus lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Jesus stops Real Deal from getting back to his feet.
Jesus landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Jesus looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Jesus has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Jesus stops Real Deal from getting back to his feet.
Jesus lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Jesus lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Real Deal tries to push off, looking to stand up, but Jesus manages to move to mount!
Jesus lands a big elbow - Real Deal is in trouble! More strikes from the mount and Real Deal is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Nofurgay Jesus!
During a confident post fight interview, Nofurgay Jesus thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.