PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between AJ Rumble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Rumble
vs
Wrestlefuck

189 cm
18
209 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

188 cm
26
215 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
KO power

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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PED Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, AJ Rumble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Wrestlefuck!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wrestlefuck avoids the body shot from Rumble.
Rumble misses with a hook.
Rumble with a hook.
Rumble lands a glancing blow to the side of Wrestlefuck's head.

Wrestlefuck throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Rumble was covering up waiting for the punch and Wrestlefuck finishes the takedown easily into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Rumble seems keen to control Wrestlefuck's posture.
Wrestlefuck loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Wrestlefuck throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Rumble on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Rumble tries to get out of the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rumble keeping moving, preventing Wrestlefuck from controlling successfully.
Wrestlefuck missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Wrestlefuck connects with a couple of short punches.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Rumble keeping moving, preventing Wrestlefuck from controlling successfully.
Wrestlefuck must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Wrestlefuck postures up in Rumble's guard and throws a big left but Rumble blocks it.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Rumble pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Rumble looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rumble is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck throws a lazy uppercut
and Rumble cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wrestlefuck lands a lovely overhand right.
Rumble lands with a straight right. Wrestlefuck didn't see that one coming.
AJ Rumble is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Rumble keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Captain Wrestlefuck seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Rumble lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Wrestlefuck lands the left hand.
Wrestlefuck misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Rumble.
Rumble throws a body punch but Wrestlefuck moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck misses with a series of wild punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rumble ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wrestlefuck moves away.
A telegraphed right hand from Wrestlefuck misses the target.
Rumble throws a shot from downtown. Wrestlefuck moves away and avoids it.
Wrestlefuck scores with a three punch combo!
Rumble throws a jab but it's blocked by Wrestlefuck.
Some wild striking there from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circling - Wrestlefuck throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Wrestlefuck takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rumble lands a really nice looking cross but Wrestlefuck seems unphased.
Wrestlefuck fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rumble manages to avoid it.
A counter left hand to the body from Rumble misses its target.
Wrestlefuck jabs Rumble to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Wrestlefuck tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Rumble was well out of range. Poor timing from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Rumble is just out of range.
Wrestlefuck throws a poor cross that misses
and Rumble counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rumble just misses with a punch to the body.
Rumble cracks Wrestlefuck with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Rumble throws a body shot but no joy.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice looking combination but Rumble bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rumble swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Rumble throws a lazy right hand but Wrestlefuck sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wrestlefuck swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wrestlefuck looks to score with a jab to the body but Rumble is just out of range.
Rumble thuds a left hand into Wrestlefuck's body.
Wrestlefuck throws a nice looking combination but Rumble bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rumble fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Wrestlefuck falls off balance throwing a combination
and Rumble counters with a left to the body.
Rumble throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wrestlefuck throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rumble.
Wrestlefuck with a jab.
Rumble throws a big shot that misses.
Rumble is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Rumble slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wrestlefuck. Rumble does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rumble swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Rumble changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wrestlefuck looks winded!
Wrestlefuck swings for the body but Rumble moves out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Rumble.
Rumble moves into range and connects with a jab.
Rumble listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Rumble lands with a shot to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rumble.
Rumble lands with an uppercut that bounces Wrestlefuck off the cage and back into range.
Rumble swings for the body but Wrestlefuck moves out of range.
Rumble lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Rumble connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Wrestlefuck's hands.
Rumble connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Wrestlefuck is rocked!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rumble lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Wrestlefuck falls backwards - clearly groggy! Rumble dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). AJ Rumble!
Our winner, AJ Rumble, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.