PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yormomza Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saul Hudson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Thundercunt
vs
Hudson

225 cm
19
300 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
215 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yormomza Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Saul Hudson!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Winston Alpacca and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Thundercunt moves into the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Thundercunt.
Thundercunt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Thundercunt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Hudson backwards.
Thundercunt is muscling Hudson up against the cage and as Hudson bounces back off, Thundercunt cracks him with a huge right hand! Hudson crumples to the mat - he's out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yormomza Thundercunt!
A relieved looking Yormomza Thundercunt thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.