PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ray Shifty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mega Minion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mega Minion was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Shifty
vs
Minion

170 cm
22
140 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

159 cm
30
142 lbs
9 - 8 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ray Shifty!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mega Minion!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Roberts and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shifty misses with the combination.

Minion forces Shifty back against the cage and clinches.
Shifty missing with knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the cage, Shifty throws an elbow but misses.
Minion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Minion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Shifty backwards.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Minion.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Shifty.
Minion working aggressively here.
Minion throws a head punch that misses.
Shifty can't find room to land a body shot as Minion controls the action.
Shifty is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Minion is defending well for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shifty landing knees to the head.
Shifty pushes off an throws an elbow but Minion leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Minion misses with a body punch.
Minion scores with a shot to the side of Shifty's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shifty is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Minion is defending well for now.
A right hook to the body lands for Minion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Minion lands a left hand.
Minion throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Shiftys head.
Minion on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Minion scores with a hook to the body.
A short uppercut from Minion.
Minion dodges an elbow strike from Shifty.
A short body shot lands from Minion as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Minion.
Minion lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Shifty backwards.
Minion lands a left hand.
Shifty is looking to break free of the clinch but Minion has double underhooks.
Minion lands a right hand that snaps the head of Shifty backwards.
Minion lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A right hand to the body from Minion.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Minion.

Minion has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Shifty is trying to keep an underhook but Minion manages to get the takedown into half guard.

Minion decides to return to a standing position.
Minion stalks Shifty and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Shifty's face. Shifty staggers backwards, shaken.

Minion moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shifty misses with the head strike.
Minion lands a shoulder strike.
Minion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Shifty throws an elbow but it misses.
A short right from Minion.
Shifty pushes off an throws an elbow but Minion leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Minion on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Minion scores with a hook to the body.
Minion presses Shifty against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Minion is working Shifty over against the cage.
Minion lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Shifty.
Minion makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Minion works on Shifty's body with a couple of short punches.
Minion avoiding damage as Shifty throws knees to the body.
A short right from Minion.
A short uppercut from Minion.

Shifty is rocked!
Shifty with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Oh Shifty is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Minion lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Minion lands a hook that snaps the head of Shifty backwards.
Minion lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Minion lands a body punch in the clinch.
Minion creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Shifty with a big uppercut! Shifty tries to clinch up but Minion pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Shifty to the mat! Shifty covers up and Minion unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Mega Minion!
A victorious Mega Minion thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.