PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Will (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Will's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Cheeseburger In Paradise. Napoleon Bonaparte will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Will
vs
Bonaparte

168 cm
26
200 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

170 cm
25
195 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jeffrey Will!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Napoleon Bonaparte!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Winston Alpacca and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bonaparte!

It looks like Jeffrey Will has been cut.
Will jabs Bonaparte right on the nose. Bonaparte blinks but takes it well.
Bonaparte swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Will fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bonaparte scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bonaparte jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bonaparte throws a nice looking combination but Will bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Will tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bonaparte looks to throw the jab but Will is out of range.
Bonaparte swats away the attempt to clinch by Will.
Bonaparte avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bonaparte is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Bonaparte throws a body shot but no joy.
Will takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Will fails in his attempt to clinch.

Will shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bonaparte is trying to defend but Will finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.

Bonaparte makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte catches Will with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Will tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Bonaparte counters with a one-two to the body.
We've been hearing reports that Will has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Will shoots in looking for a takedown. Bonaparte tries to sprawl out of it but Will keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bonaparte manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Bonaparte has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.

Bonaparte clinches up with Will and pushes him back against the cage.
Will keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bonaparte's efforts to push away.
Bonaparte lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Will has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from Bonaparte.
A head punch on the inside from Will fails to land.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bonaparte creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bonaparte lands a right hand that snaps the head of Will backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bonaparte lands with a right to the head.
Bonaparte just leaning against Will, taking a breather.
A right hand to the body from Bonaparte.
Will misses with a body punch.
Will's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Jeffrey Will's cut is getting worse.
Still in the clinch, Bonaparte scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bonaparte is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Will wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Bonaparte digs a right hand into Will's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Will's gas tank.
A shot in the inside from Bonaparte.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte lands an uppercut.
Bonaparte scores with a shot to the side of Will's head.
Bonaparte goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bonaparte lands an uppercut.
Will is trying to break the clinch but Bonaparte is controlling him.
Will tries to pull guard but Bonaparte forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bonaparte lands a shoulder strike.
Bonaparte lands a left hand that snaps the head of Will backwards.
Will is trying to push Bonaparte away but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Will is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jeffrey Will. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Will is breathing heavily.
Nice body punch from Bonaparte - that landed with a thud.
Bonaparte scores with a nice hook to the head.
Will takes a shot to the head.
Bonaparte is pressed up against the cage. Will has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Bonaparte down to the mat. Bonaparte avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Bonaparte throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonaparte paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Bonaparte closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bonaparte.
Good body shot from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte lands a body punch.
Bonaparte tries to break free but Will pushes him back against the cage.
Bonaparte lands with a right to the head.
Bonaparte is pushing Will up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Bonaparte lands a body punch in the clinch.
Bonaparte lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Will backwards.
Come on Bonaparte - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right hand to the body from Bonaparte.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Napoleon Bonaparte dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jeffrey Will's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Will walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Bonaparte closes the distance and pushes Will back into the cage.
Will tries to break the clinch but Bonaparte is controlling the position.
A right handed body shot lands from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bonaparte working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Bonaparte lands with a left to the head.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Bonaparte lands with a short shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bonaparte.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bonaparte creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short right from Bonaparte on the inside.
Bonaparte lands a shoulder strike.

Will is rocked!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Bonaparte scores with a nice short uppercut.
Oh Will is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A shot in the inside from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte scores with a nice hook to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonaparte misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bonaparte lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Bonaparte lands a shot to the body.
Bonaparte lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bonaparte has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bonaparte tries to throw a body punch but Will avoids it by throwing Bonaparte back against the cage.
Bonaparte has Will pressed against the cage, preventing Will from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bonaparte prevents Will from breaking the clinch.
Will seems to have got his legs back now.
Bonaparte digs a right hand underneath Will's ribcage. Will let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bonaparte lands an uppercut.
Bonaparte lands with a left to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte lands a hook that snaps the head of Will backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte tries to circle away but Will has him pinned against the cage.
Bonaparte prevents Will from breaking the clinch.
Bonaparte lands with a left to the head.
Bonaparte throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bonaparte lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bonaparte lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Will or not.

Bonaparte drops Will onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Will is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Jeffrey Will's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Bonaparte stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bonaparte lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bonaparte is working Will over against the cage.
Bonaparte stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bonaparte pushes Will against the cage. Bonaparte is working some dirty boxing. Bonaparte pushes off with a quick right hook! Will goes down! Will tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Bonaparte moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Napoleon Bonaparte!
During a confident post fight interview, Napoleon Bonaparte thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.