PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Professor Jaxx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Salad Tosser Number Two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jaxx
vs
Tosser Number Two

195 cm
25
199 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

169 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor Jaxx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Salad Tosser Number Two!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tosser Number Two walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Tosser Number Two should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jaxx bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tosser Number Two fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jaxx throwing a counter right hand but Tosser Number Two manages to avoid it.
Tosser Number Two tries to clinch but Jaxx is having none of it.

Jaxx has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jaxx misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tosser Number Two misses with a body punch.
Tosser Number Two swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jaxx lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jaxx lands with a left to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Tosser Number Two.
A head punch on the inside from Tosser Number Two fails to land.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Tosser Number Two.
Jaxx misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jaxx lands a body shot.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Tosser Number Two has eaten all the pies!
Tosser Number Two throws a head punch that misses.
Tosser Number Two tries to work over Jaxx's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jaxx blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jaxx lands a shoulder strike.
Tosser Number Two lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jaxx.
Jaxx blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tosser Number Two misses with some punches.
Jaxx blocking some punches.
Tosser Number Two takes a shot to the head.

Tosser Number Two is rocked!
Tosser Number Two misses with a hook from the clinch.
Tosser Number Two misses with a short punch on the inside.
Tosser Number Two misses with the head strike.
Jaxx lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Tosser Number Two to his knees! Jaxx keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Professor Jaxx!
A relieved looking Professor Jaxx thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.