PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Professor Jaxx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Grimey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Jaxx
vs
Grimey

195 cm
25
199 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

180 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Professor Jaxx!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Carl Grimey!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaxx throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Grimey sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jaxx fails in his attempt to clinch.
Grimey's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Jaxx connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Grimey scrambles back to his feet.
Jaxx keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grimey.
Jaxx slips a jab from Grimey.
Jaxx connects with a good right hand that stumbles Grimey. Grimey circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Grimey throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jaxx counters with a nice uppercut.
Grimey blocks a jab.
Grimey throws an overhand right that lands on Jaxx's shoulder, as Jaxx tries to avoid the shot.
Jaxx avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Jaxx ducks under a wild hook from Grimey.
Grimey slips a straight right by Jaxx.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jaxx's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Jaxx duly obliges.

It looks like Carl Grimey has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jaxx. Grimey does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grimey ducks under a wild hook from Jaxx.
Jaxx throws a good cross that connects.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Grimey fails to land.
Jaxx has a couple of punches blocked by Grimey.
Grimey takes a shot to the head.
Jaxx misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jaxx misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jaxx tries to throw a body punch but Grimey avoids it by throwing Jaxx back against the cage.
Jaxx tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grimey's elbow.
Jaxx lands with a light punch inside.
Grimey's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jaxx works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Grimey misses with some punches.
Grimey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grimey prevents a body shot from Jaxx.
Grimey blocking some punches.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Grimey takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Grimey misses with some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimey has a couple of punches blocked by Jaxx.
Jaxx avoids a wild elbow strike from Grimey.
Jaxx throws a punch but it's blocked by Grimey.
Jaxx has a couple of punches blocked by Grimey.
Jaxx working aggressively here.
Jaxx lands a hook that snaps the head of Grimey backwards.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Grimey avoiding damage.
Grimey throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jaxxs head.
Grimey misses with some punches.
Jaxx throws a head punch that misses.
Jaxx misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grimey misses with an elbow over the top.
Jaxx throws a head punch that misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Grimey takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jaxx.
Jaxx tries to work over Grimey's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Grimey.
Jaxx lands a nice uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grimey blocks a body shot from Jaxx.
Jaxx swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jaxx doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grimey throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Grimey working aggressively here.
Grimey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jaxx misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grimey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grimey misses with a punch on the inside.
Grimey working aggressively here.
A head punch on the inside from Jaxx fails to land.
Jaxx doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Grimey struggles to land a body shot inside as Jaxx controls his hands.
A short uppercut from Grimey.
Grimey misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jaxx lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jaxx swings wildly with an uppercut but Grimey uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grimey.
Grimey's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Jaxx throws a punch but it's blocked by Grimey.
Still in the clinch, Grimey scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grimey is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Jaxx definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grimey working aggressively here.
Jaxx lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grimey blocks an uppercut.
Grimey lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jaxx misses with a body punch.
Jaxx blocks an uppercut.
Jaxx working aggressively here.
Grimey goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Jaxx dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Carl Grimey's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Grimey rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Grimey takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jaxx steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Grimey.
Jaxx works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

Jaxx fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Grimey, pushing him back against the cage.
Jaxx throws a head punch that misses.
Jaxx is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Grimey can do to turn this around?
Grimey blocking some punches.
Jaxx misses with a punch to the body.
Grimey holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jaxx fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Grimey takes a shot to the head.
Jaxx pushes Grimey back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grimey scores with a shoulder strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimey working aggressively here.
A nice left hand lands by Grimey.
Jaxx misses with the head strike.
Jaxx blocks an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grimey lands with a left to the head.
Jaxx lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimey lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Grimey.
Jaxx pushes Grimey back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jaxx is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A head punch on the inside from Grimey fails to land.
Jaxx lands a hook that snaps the head of Grimey backwards.
Jaxx lands a left hand that snaps the head of Grimey backwards.
Grimey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaxx.
A short left from Jaxx.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jaxx.
Jaxx tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Grimey's elbow.
Jaxx misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaxx misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grimey is trying to break the clinch but Jaxx has him pressed against the cage.
Grimey lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Jaxx misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grimey is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
A short right from Grimey.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grimey tries to throw a body punch but Jaxx avoids it by throwing Grimey back against the cage.
Jaxx is leaning against Grimey and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimey throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaxx.
Jaxx tries to throw a body punch but Grimey avoids it by throwing Jaxx back against the cage.
Jaxx misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jaxx misses with some punches.
Jaxx scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jaxx blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grimey throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jaxx struggles to land a body shot inside as Grimey controls his hands.
Grimey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Grimey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaxx.
Grimey lands a hook that snaps the head of Jaxx backwards.
Jaxx misses with a hook to the ribs.
Professor Jaxx has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jaxx throws a punch but it's blocked by Grimey.
Grimey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jaxx's elbow.
Jaxx blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jaxx blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaxx goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jaxx lands a shoulder strike.
Grimey misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grimey.
Jaxx struggles to land a body shot inside as Grimey controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaxx.
Jaxx tries to throw a body punch but Grimey avoids it by throwing Jaxx back against the cage.
A short right from Jaxx on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jaxx.
Jaxx lands with a short shot to the head.
Jaxx scores with a shot to the side of Grimey's head.
A short body shot lands from Jaxx as the two fighters clinch.
Jaxx lands an uppercut.
Grimey looking to stall.
Jaxx scores with a hook to the body.
Still in the clinch, Jaxx scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jaxx working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Grimey throws a punch but it's blocked by Jaxx.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jaxx swings wildly with an uppercut but Grimey uses good head movement to avoid it.
Grimey misses with the head strike.
Jaxx throws a head punch that misses.
Grimey's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grimey stalling the fight.
A head punch on the inside from Jaxx fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jaxx.
Jaxx scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jaxx misses with some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Grimey.
Grimey misses with a body punch.
Jaxx has a couple of punches blocked by Grimey.
Grimey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jaxx misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jaxx working aggressively here.
Grimey swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Grimey fails to land.
Grimey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Professor Jaxx dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Carl Grimey's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Grimey throws a hook but Jaxx avoids it easily.
Grimey takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Professor Jaxx seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grimey misses with an uppercut. Jaxx saw that one coming.
Jaxx tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Grimey counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jaxx missing with a left hand there. Grimey was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jaxx misses with a looping right.
Grimey takes a swing at Jaxx's ribcage but misses.
Jaxx cracks Grimey with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Grimey throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jaxx sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jaxx connects with a looping right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Grimey walks into a left hand.
Jaxx is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jaxx throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Grimey on the side of the head.
Jaxx tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Grimey paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Jaxx clinches up with Grimey and pushes him back against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grimey's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Grimey.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grimey throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jaxxs head.
Grimey throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grimey.
Jaxx swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grimey swings wildly with an uppercut but Jaxx uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jaxx lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Jaxx.
Grimey blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jaxx scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaxx.
Jaxx lands a right hand that snaps the head of Grimey backwards.
Jaxx swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Grimey throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Grimey blocks an uppercut.
Jaxx scores with a shot to the side of Grimey's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jaxx misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grimey lands with a short shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Jaxx.
Grimey lands with a right to the head.
Jaxx swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jaxx.
Grimey tries to work over Jaxx's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Grimey working aggressively here.
Jaxx tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grimey misses with a punch on the inside.
Jaxx has a couple of punches blocked by Grimey.
Grimey tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jaxx's elbow.
Grimey blocking some punches.
Grimey is stalling here.
Jaxx scores with a shot to the side of Grimey's head.
Jaxx throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Grimey.
Grimey swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaxx is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Grimey lands a shoulder strike.
Jaxx struggles to land a body shot inside as Grimey controls his hands.
Grimey blocking some punches.
Jaxx tries to work over Grimey's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Grimey has a couple of punches blocked by Jaxx.
Grimey blocks an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jaxx.
Grimey blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Professor Jaxx is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Grimey lands with a short shot to the head.
Grimey makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grimey misses with a hook to the ribs.
Grimey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Grimey misses with a hook from the clinch.
Grimey tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grimey just leaning against Jaxx, taking a breather.
Jaxx misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Grimey tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jaxx lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jaxx.
Grimey misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Jaxx fails to land.
Grimey is looking to break free of the clinch but Jaxx has double underhooks.
Grimey pushes Jaxx back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grimey fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Carl Grimey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Grimey misses with a punch on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Professor Jaxx.
Well Jaxx has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Professor Jaxx!
An out of breath Professor Jaxx thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.