PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Oliver Page (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sloth Peterson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sloth Peterson was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Page
vs
Peterson

183 cm
23
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

189 cm
22
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Inexperienced

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Oliver Page!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sloth Peterson!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Alyssa Summers and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Peterson misses with a head kick.
Peterson goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Peterson shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Page connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Page looks to land a combination. Peterson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Sloth Peterson has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Page swats away the attempt to clinch by Peterson.
Page throws a right and a left that Peterson avoids nicely.
Nice sprawl there from Page as Peterson shoots in.
Page swings for the body but Peterson moves out of range.
Page fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Page dodges the punch combination from Peterson.
Page lands a lovely overhand right.
Page tries to bum rush Peterson with a series of wild strikes but Peterson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Page fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Peterson on the side of the head.
BOOM! Page lands a beautiful left hook that drops Peterson. Peterson tries to recover but Page is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Peterson lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oliver Page!