PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Von Erich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Von Erich comes to the cage accompanied by La Grange. Stiffy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The taco dance kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! David Von Erich had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Von Erich
vs
Stiffy

200 cm
20
245 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

150 cm
27
285 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Island's Forbidden Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, David Von Erich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stiffy throws a hook but Von Erich blocks it.
Von Erich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Stiffy circles away.
Von Erich looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A lazy left from Von Erich finds it's target.

Von Erich shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Stiffy's guard.
Stiffy preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Stiffy is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Von Erich postures up and lands a big shot to Stiffy's brow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy has momentary wrist control but Von Erich slips an elbow through the middle.
Von Erich is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Stiffy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Von Erich is looking to work some ground and pound but Stiffy has wrist control.
Von Erich throws a big elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Erich missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Stiffy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Stiffy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Von Erich missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Von Erich avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Von Erich postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Von Erich throwing strikes from guard but Stiffy blocks nicely.
Stiffy being controlled here, momentarily.

Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Erich wants to control from the top but Stiffy keeps moving.
Von Erich postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Von Erich throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Stiffy trying to control the position here.
Von Erich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stiffy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Von Erich slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Von Erich keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Stiffy's head.
Von Erich is looking to work some ground and pound but Stiffy has wrist control.
Von Erich postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

Stiffy had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Von Erich defends it easily.

Stiffy throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Von Erich throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stiffy works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stiffy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Von Erich is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Von Erich connects with a couple of short punches.
Von Erich postures up in Stiffy's guard and throws a big left but Stiffy blocks it.
Von Erich is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Von Erich looking to pass the guard.
Von Erich working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Von Erich content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Von Erich pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Stiffy is keeping the position for now.
Von Erich works a leg free and moves into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Von Erich lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Stiffy tries to roll over but Von Erich keeps him under control.
Stiffy has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Von Erich is working away from the top position though.
Von Erich wants to take a breather but Stiffy is having none of it.
Von Erich scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Von Erich scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Stiffy avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Von Erich.
Von Erich looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Von Erich looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Stiffy with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Stiffy is looking to control Von Erich's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Stiffy avoid being mounted?
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Stiffy blocking the ground and pound attempt from Von Erich.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stiffy trying to control from the bottom.
Nice strikes from Von Erich there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Von Erich dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Stiffy throws out a loose jab but Von Erich uses good head movement to avoid it.
Von Erich lands with a good body shot.
Von Erich shoots in but Stiffy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A jab lands there for Von Erich.
Stiffy misses with a left hand
and Von Erich counters with a straight right hand.
Von Erich lands a body shot.
Von Erich shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stiffy pinned against the cage. Stiffy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy misses with a jab to the body
and Von Erich counters with a stiff right hand.
Von Erich lands a jab to the head.
Von Erich thuds a left hand into Stiffy's body.
Stiffy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Von Erich was well out of range. Poor timing from Stiffy.
Stiffy shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Von Erich is looking to counter punch.
Stiffy has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Von Erich finds it's way round the side to connect with Stiffy's head.
Taco Stiffy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Von Erich bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Stiffy takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Stiffy on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Stiffy takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.

Stiffy is rocked!
Von Erich wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is still in real trouble! Can Von Erich finish him?
Von Erich lands a strong strike to the head of Stiffy. That's dazed him! Von Erich looking to finish here. Stiffy is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Von Erich lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Von Erich!
The defeated Taco Stiffy had this to say: 'Taco not win but SNIFFY still KNOWS HOES ! '.