PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dong Kaze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhamad Alshitface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alshitface has chosen Aloha Snackbar as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Kaze
vs
Alshitface

181 cm
24
155 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

160 cm
18
132 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dong Kaze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Muhamad Alshitface!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, William Peck and Dillan Fox.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kaze closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Alshitface quickly recovers to half guard.
Still in half guard, Kaze seems content to control.
Kaze will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Alshitface actively working from the bottom here.

Kaze decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

Alshitface gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Kaze decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

Kaze darts in and clinches Alshitface up against the cage.

Kaze jumps guard.
Kaze on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Kaze tries to get out of the position.

Alshitface drops back looking for a leg! Kaze is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Kaze manages to kick Alshitface off! Alshitface jumps back into Kaze's guard.
Kaze is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kaze looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Kaze lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Kaze pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Alshitface is keeping the position for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Alshitface throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Kaze working some strikes from top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Alshitface isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Kaze stacks Alshitface on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Kaze!
Kaze remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Alshitface tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Kaze wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alshitface trying to remain calm as Kaze controls from the top position.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Alshitface on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alshitface is letting Kaze control him for a moment.
Alshitface takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep.
Alshitface looks winded!
Kaze slows the pace down.
Alshitface is positioning himself to get back to half guard.

Kaze decides to take the fight back to the feet.

Kaze gets a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Kaze gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Kaze scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Kaze winds up and cracks Alshitface with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Kaze passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Alshitface!

Kaze looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Kaze lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Kaze raining down shots from the mount!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kaze fails to move to back control.
Kaze is landing with some decent strikes but Alshitface is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Kaze tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Alshitface sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dong Kaze dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kaze moves into the clinch.

Kaze pulls guard.
Alshitface passes Kaze's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Kaze is holding on to half guard well.
The fighters are battling for position here. Kaze manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Kaze is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Alshitface can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaze looking to hit a scissor sweep but Alshitface is one step ahead there.
Kaze has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alshitface stopping the sweep attempt from Kaze.
Alshitface wants to pass the guard but Kaze is keeping the position.
Alshitface takes a decent strike to the side of the head.

Kaze pushes Alshitface off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Kaze has managed to clinch.

Kaze drags the fight down to the ground.

Alshitface drops back, looking for a kneebar! Kaze looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Kaze looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Kaze!

Kaze tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Kaze has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Alshitface manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Kaze lands strikes from half guard.

Kaze is working for a kimura but Alshitface is defending it quite comfortably.

Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Alshitface is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Alshitface looking for submissions off his back.
Alshitface on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kaze not doing much here.

Kaze seems to be looking for submissions.
Kaze not doing much here.
Kaze's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

Alshitface looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kaze sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Kaze is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Kaze controlling the position easily from mount.

Kaze get's back to his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kaze throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dong Kaze dominated that second round.
That's time! Kaze's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Kaze closes the distance and clinches.

Kaze decides to pull guard.

Alshitface is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Kaze is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Kaze has escaped and now he's on top!

Kaze avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Kaze is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kaze pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Alshitface is keeping the position for now.
Kaze slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Alshitface takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Kaze stands up from guard. Let's bang!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kaze clinches with his opponent.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.

Kaze breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Kaze throws a leg kick that misses.
And Alshitface tries to counter it with a takedown but Kaze pushes his down on his head and steps out.

Kaze rushes Alshitface and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Alshitface is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Kaze to keep the fight standing.
Alshitface tries to pull guard but Kaze forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alshitface fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dong Kaze has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Muhamad Alshitface.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.
Kaze is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

Kaze gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Alshitface is looking for a sweep. Kaze is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Kaze decides to return to a standing position.
Dong Kaze seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Kaze scores with a takedown into Alshitface's guard.
Kaze landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kaze stands up and waves to Alshitface to follow him.

Kaze closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Alshitface did well to prevent Kaze getting side control.
Well, if Kaze is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Kaze tries to pass the half guard into mount. Alshitface knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Kaze lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Kaze stands up from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kaze throws a right and a left that both miss.
Alshitface tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Alshitface avoids the head kick by Kaze.
Kaze tried to score with a low kick but Alshitface checks it.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Kaze throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kaze is struggling to control the position.
Muhamad Alshitface has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dong Kaze is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

Kaze pulls guard effortlessly.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dong Kaze showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kaze has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight for Dong Kaze!
Judge William Peck scores the fight for Dong Kaze!
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight for Dong Kaze!

Dong Kaze wins by unanimous decision!
In defeat, Muhamad Alshitface stepped up to the mic, saying 'You westernised Zionist Fuck!!'.