PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ur Mum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Greg Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Mum
vs
Jones

175 cm
22
225 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
21
220 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ur Mum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Greg Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jones feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Jones trying to control but Mum is working from the bottom.
Mum is looking to stand up but Jones isn't so interested in that idea.
Jones connects with a couple of short punches.
Jones is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Mum is working an open guard so Jones takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Mum fails to land with a series of punches.
Jones has a takedown stuffed.
Jones wants to clinch.
Jones takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jones decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Jones throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Jones is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Mum looks like he's trying to stand up.
Jones wants to pass the guard but Mum is defending well.
Mum might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Mum does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Jones stops Mum from getting back to his feet.
Mum avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Jones.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Mum uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Jones has time to react.
Mum rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jones tries for a takedown but Mum sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jones looks gassed!
Jones misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Ur Mum has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Greg Jones.
Mum lands a jab to Jones's midsection.
Mum lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Mum lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Mum misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jones closes the distance and clinches up with Mum, looking for a takedown. Jones pushes Mum against the cage but Mum circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mum lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mum.

It looks like Greg Jones has been cut.
Mum really is a fat lump.
Mum throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mum throws a combination. Jones tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Mum jabs Jones right on the nose. Jones blinks but takes it well.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Mum! Jones is backing up but he can't get away as Mum lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Jones and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Ur Mum!