PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Clones Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obliteratii comes to the cage accompanied by Walkürenritt. Clones Jr is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pusha T - Blocka. Don Clones Jr is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Obliteratii
vs
Clones Jr

180 cm
29
204 lbs
20 - 5 - 0

187 cm
30
209 lbs
18 - 5 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

Bullet Proof System
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 5 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Don Clones Jr!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obliteratii on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Obliteratii walks into a jab.
Clones Jr is looking to clinch.
Obliteratii throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii just misses with a punch to the body.
Obliteratii connects with the punch.
Nice uppercut there from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii misses with a hook. Clones Jr ducked under it nicely.
Obliteratii lands a leg kick that knocks Clones Jr off balance momentarily.
That kick from Clones Jr tenderised Obliteratii's leg. Obliteratii is trying to keep his angry face on.
Obliteratii moves away from the strike by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr misses with a straight right.
Obliteratii moves into range and connects with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Clones Jr lands a glancing blow to the side of Obliteratii's head.
Clones Jr lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Clones Jr misses the shot to the body.
Clones Jr walks into a stiff left hand from Obliteratii.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clones Jr connects with a single shot there.
Obliteratii lands the left hand.

Clones Jr closes the distance and clinches.
Obliteratii fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Clones Jr misses with a body punch.
Clones Jr lands a right hand that snaps the head of Obliteratii backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clones Jr.
Obliteratii working aggressively here.
Obliteratii blocks an uppercut.
Clones Jr swings wildly with an uppercut but Obliteratii uses good head movement to avoid it.
Clones Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Obliteratii misses with the head strike.
Obliteratii lands with a short shot to the head.
Clones Jr tries to throw a body punch but Obliteratii avoids it by throwing Clones Jr back against the cage.
Clones Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A body shot lands from Clones Jr.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clones Jr tries a body shot but Obliteratii blocks it.
Obliteratii tries to work over Clones Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obliteratii.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Clones Jr's elbow.
Clones Jr blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Obliteratii.

Obliteratii breaks the clinch.
Obliteratii rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Clones Jr cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Zeus Obliteratii has been cut.
Obliteratii catches Clones Jr with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Clones Jr throws a head kick that Obliteratii semi-blocks.
Obliteratii chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Clones Jr throws a big shot that misses.
Clones Jr avoids a kick to the body.
Clones Jr thinks about the counter body kick.
Obliteratii takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Obliteratii blocks a jab.
Clones Jr misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Obliteratii counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Clones Jr might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Clones Jr moves forwards but Obliteratii connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Obliteratii fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Clones Jr is out of range.
Clones Jr drops his hands momentarily and Obliteratii takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clones Jr just misses with a punch to the body.
A left and a right from Clones Jr both land. Nice combination.
Clones Jr fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Obliteratii on the side of the head.

Zeus Obliteratii's cut is getting worse.
Obliteratii avoids the body shot from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Clones Jr has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Obliteratii throws a leg kick that misses.
Obliteratii throws a body punch but Clones Jr moves out of range.
Obliteratii walks forward, straight into a front kick from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr avoids the body shot from Obliteratii.
Clones Jr lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Obliteratii has closed the distance and engaged Clones Jr in a clinch.
Clones Jr has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Clones Jr lands with a short head shot on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obliteratii doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Clones Jr tries to work over Obliteratii's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Clones Jr doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clones Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Clones Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Clones Jr digs a right hand underneath Obliteratii's ribcage. Obliteratii let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Obliteratii can't find room to land a body shot as Clones Jr controls the action.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr lands with a short shot to the head.
Clones Jr blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obliteratii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A short body shot lands from Clones Jr as the two fighters clinch.
Obliteratii is breathing heavily.
Good body shot from Clones Jr.
A short right from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii blocking some punches.
Clones Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Clones Jr working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Obliteratii tries to work over Clones Jr's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch on the inside from Clones Jr fails to land.
Clones Jr lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Obliteratii can't find room to land a body shot as Clones Jr controls the action.
Clones Jr lands a nice uppercut.
Clones Jr throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Clones Jr dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zeus Obliteratii's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The fighters circling - Obliteratii throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Clones Jr throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Don Clones Jr seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Clones Jr lands a nice hook to Obliteratii's body. Obliteratii takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Good shot there by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr scores with a nice head shot.
Clones Jr scores with a jab. Obliteratii acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice shot lands for Clones Jr.
Clones Jr throws a jab but it's blocked by Obliteratii.
Don Clones Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obliteratii scores with a shot to the body.
Obliteratii throws a low kick but Clones Jr avoids it.
Obliteratii showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii wants to slow Clones Jr down by chopping away at his legs.
A little jabbing left from Clones Jr on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Clones Jr works over Obliteratii's head and body with a nice combination.

Zeus Obliteratii's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clones Jr stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Obliteratii.

Clones Jr fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Obliteratii, pushing him back against the cage.
Clones Jr misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obliteratii swings wildly with an uppercut but Clones Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obliteratii misses with a punch to the body.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii tries a body shot but Clones Jr blocks it.
Obliteratii goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Obliteratii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Clones Jr lands a body shot in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii can't find room to land a body shot as Clones Jr controls the action.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Obliteratii is leaning against Clones Jr and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A short left from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii throws a punch but it's blocked by Clones Jr.
Clones Jr lands a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Clones Jr tries to work over Obliteratii's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Clones Jr struggles to land a body shot inside as Obliteratii controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii misses with some punches.
Obliteratii misses with a short punch on the inside.
Clones Jr misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Clones Jr tries to throw a body punch but Obliteratii avoids it by throwing Clones Jr back against the cage.
Clones Jr prevents a body shot from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii lands with a left to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obliteratii stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Obliteratii scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Obliteratii lands a left hand.
Clones Jr has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clones Jr.
Zeus Obliteratii has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Clones Jr throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Clones Jr.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Obliteratii.
A left hand lands to the body for Clones Jr.
Obliteratii misses with a punch on the inside.
Obliteratii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short uppercut from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii lands a hook that snaps the head of Clones Jr backwards.
Obliteratii misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Obliteratii breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Obliteratii slips a jab from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii is looking to counter punch.
Clones Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Clones Jr slips under a jab.
Obliteratii throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Clones Jr connects with a right hand. Obliteratii shakes it off.
Clones Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
An attempted straight right counter from Obliteratii misses the target.
Don Clones Jr is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Obliteratii uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Clones Jr.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Clones Jr checks a leg kick.
Clones Jr let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Clones Jr tries to clinch up.
A counter left hand to the body from Obliteratii misses its target.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Clones Jr throws out a counter right but Obliteratii avoids it with no problem.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Clones Jr fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Obliteratii on the side of the head.
Obliteratii misses with a lunging right hand
and Clones Jr counters with a stiff right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Clones Jr misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obliteratii.
Nice cross by Clones Jr.
Obliteratii takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Clones Jr.
Clones Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Clones Jr looks to land a right hand but Obliteratii moved out of range.

Clones Jr clinches up against the cage.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Clones Jr.
Obliteratii lands a left hand that snaps the head of Clones Jr backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Obliteratii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii misses with a short punch on the inside.
Clones Jr blocking some punches.
Obliteratii lands a right hand that snaps the head of Clones Jr backwards.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Don Clones Jr.
I think Clones Jr has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 18:20
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 18:20
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 18:20

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Don Clones Jr!
A relieved looking Don Clones Jr thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.