PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duilio Carico (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Carico
vs
Dickus

193 cm
19
240 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

188 cm
26
240 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Duilio Carico!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Bart Greer and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
That kick from Carico tenderised Dickus's leg. Dickus is trying to keep his angry face on.
Carico looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A head kick from Carico lands but Dickus takes it in his stride.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Carico saw that one coming.
Dickus throws a hook but Carico avoids it easily.
Carico ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Nice defenses there by Carico.
Carico scores with a push kick.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Carico doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Carico looks for the body kick but Dickus saw that one coming.
Carico lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Dickus lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Carico tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dickus will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Dickus misses with a hook
and Carico counters with a slapping leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carico is looking to slow Dickus down with leg kicks.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Dickus tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Dickus lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Carico finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Carico tries to work over Dickus's front leg with a kick but Dickus checks it.
Carico misses with a body kick.
Dickus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Carico feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Carico's head but Carico sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Carico slips the punch.
Carico is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Dickus moves out of range of the leg kick from Carico.
Dickus throws a counter combo.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Carico is looking to slow Dickus down with leg kicks.
Carico feints and then cracks Dickus's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Dickus down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Carico dodges the punch combination from Dickus.
Dickus throws an overhand right that lands on Carico's shoulder, as Carico tries to avoid the shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carico.
Carico looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Carico.
Dickus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dickus lands a nice hook to Carico's body. Carico takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dickus lands a slapping body shot.
Dickus fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dickus cracks Carico with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
A punch combination from Dickus misses.
The fighters circling - Dickus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dickus connects with a right hand. Carico shakes it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carico keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
Carico will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Carico misses with a head kick.
Dickus takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dickus moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Sloppy strikes from Dickus. Those never looked like landing.
Carico tried to score with a low kick but Dickus checks it.
Dickus checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dickus! But no joy.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Carico misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
A good leg kick by Carico.
A slapping body kick lands there for Carico.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dickus lands a nice hook to Carico's body. Carico takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickus moves out of range of the body kick.
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches.
Carico ducks under a wild hook from Dickus.
Carico half committed to a counter leg kick.
Carico throws a nice inside leg kick.
Dickus jabs Carico right on the nose. Carico blinks but takes it well.
Carico throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus scores with a nice strike.
Nice defenses there by Carico.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A nice leg kick lands there from Carico.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Dickus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Carico half committed to a counter leg kick.
Carico doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Carico connects with a high kick.
Dickus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Carico thumps Dickus with a low kick.
Dickus takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dickus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Carico throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Carico scores with a leg kick.
Dickus takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Dickus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickus missing with a left hand there. Carico was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carico.
Carico throws a leg kick which misses Dickus's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickus tries to avoid it.
Carico keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Dickus.
You can see that Dickus has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks
Dickus misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A good leg kick by Carico.
Carico throws a sloppy head kick and Dickus moves out of range easily.
A shot to the body from Dickus misses
and Carico counters with a nice leg kick.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico tries to move into range but Dickus moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickus. Carico does a little dance to reset his feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Carico. That's going to slow Dickus down.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A good leg kick by Carico.
Carico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickus throws a series of punches but Carico avoids them all with ease.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dickus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Carico - the referee stops the clock and Dickus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Carico. Dickus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Dickus looks to land a left hand but Carico moved out of range nicely.
Carico appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Carico tries a low kick but Dickus avoids it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carico scores with a nice body kick.
Dickus has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Carico.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Carico defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Carico fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dickus just manages to avoid it.
Carico throws a leg kick that is checked
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Carico scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Carico ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Carico misses with a head kick.
Carico throws a body kick that misses.
Carico takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Carico connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Duilio Carico is winning the standup battle so far.
A head kick from Carico lands but Dickus takes it in his stride.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
Carico throws a counter high kick but Dickus was just alert enough to avoid it.
Dickus's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Carico is just out of range.
Carico buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Carico chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Carico looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
Carico lands a head kick. Dickus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Carico lands with a slapping head kick.
Carico lands with a kick to the temple. Dickus shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Carico moves away and avoids it.
Dickus throws a right and a left that Carico avoids nicely.
Dickus has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Carico.
Dickus stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Carico.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Dickus crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Carico - the referee stops the clock and Dickus gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Carico. Dickus manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Carico lands a front kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
Carico throws a wild body kick that Dickus sees coming a mile off.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Dickus might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Carico has got the better of the exchanges.
Carico misses with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carico moves out of range as Dickus strikes.
Carico bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Dickus lands with a good body shot.
Carico walks into a jab.
Dickus misses with a body shot.
Carico scores with a kick to the midsection.
Carico throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dickus takes a swing at Carico's ribcage but misses.
Carico misses with a low kick.
Dickus checks the leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus misses with a right hand
and Carico counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Carico throws a head kick that misses.
Dickus moves out of range of the body kick from Carico.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dickus! But no joy.
Carico throws a head kick but Dickus moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duilio Carico dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Carico dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dickus. That did some damage!
Carico throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carico.
Carico keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carico scores with a leg kick.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
Carico defending well as Dickus loads up on a big left hand.
Carico throws a low kick but Dickus moves out of range easily.
Dickus throws a poor cross that misses
and Carico counters with a nice body kick.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dickus throws a body punch but Carico moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carico throws a leg kick which misses Dickus's front leg but catches the back leg as Dickus tries to avoid it.
Carico is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Dickus can do to turn this around?
A solid leg kick lands there for Carico.
Dickus loads up on a big right hand but Carico slips the punch.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus scores with a three punch combo!
Dickus misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus throws the left hand but Carico avoids the punch easily.
A jab from Dickus finds it's way through Carico's defenses.
A combination from Dickus does no damage.
Carico scoring well with a low kick there.
Dickus on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A bone on bone clash there as Dickus blocks the leg kick.
Dickus throws a jab when Carico was well out of range.
Dickus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Carico is looking to land body kicks.
Dickus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dickus thows a left - swing and a miss!
Carico feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Dickus blocks a leg kick.
A clash of legs there as Dickus blocks the low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carico slips a straight right by Dickus.
Carico appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Carico.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Carico.
A swing and a miss from Dickus.
Carico lands a leg kick that knocks Dickus off balance momentarily.
Carico throws a wild body kick that Dickus sees coming a mile off.
Dickus doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Carico finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Dickus looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Carico lets loose with a powerful body kick. Dickus will feel that in the morning.
Dickus takes a kick to the side of the head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Carico.
Carico lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Dickus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Carico cracks the inside of Dickus's front leg.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Carico - that will leave a mark!
Dickus swings away with a body shot that misses
and Carico counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Dickus moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Carico tries a low kick but Dickus avoids it.
Dickus takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Dickus throws a body shot but no joy.
Carico moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Carico sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickus throws a lazy uppercut
and Carico counters with a good low kick that Dickus was not able to check.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Carico.
Dickus swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Carico throws a low kick, looking for Dickus's leg but Dickus calmly moves out of range.
Carico keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carico goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Carico throws a sloppy head kick and Dickus moves out of range easily.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Carico is just out of range.
No joy there for Dickus, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Carico moves away and avoids it.
Dickus misses the shot to the body.
Dickus checks the leg kick nicely there.
Carico lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carico throws a head kick but Dickus moves out of range.
Dickus throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dickus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Carico counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Carico pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Dickus swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Carico misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dickus misses with a straight left.
As Dickus backs away, Carico returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Dickus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carico manages to avoid it.
Carico is looking to counter with a body kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Carico.
Carico misses with a low kick.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carico moves away.

And that's the end of the fight!
Duilio Carico showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Carico has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 29:28
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Duilio Carico!