PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Delmar Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BlowJob Pennis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Kramer
vs
Pennis

158 cm
20
150 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

175 cm
25
156 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Delmar Kramer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BlowJob Pennis!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Ben Hemmingworth and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kramer misses with a double jab.
Pennis looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pennis cracks Kramer with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Delmar Kramer has been cut.
Pennis keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pennis paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pennis dodges the punch combination from Kramer.
Kramer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Kramer lands a head kick. Pennis smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Pennis lands a slapping body shot.
Pennis tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kramer was well out of range. Poor timing from Pennis.
Pennis connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Kramer! He's out on his feet! Pennis rushes in and drops Kramer with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). BlowJob Pennis!