PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between BlowJob Pennis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Delmar Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Pennis
vs
Kramer

175 cm
25
156 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

158 cm
20
150 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BlowJob Pennis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Delmar Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pennis jabs at Kramer's body.
Pennis throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kramer slips a jab and a cross from Pennis.

Kramer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Pennis was covering up waiting for the punch and Kramer finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Pennis seems keen to control Kramer's posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Pennis had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kramer defends it easily.
Kramer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Kramer got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pennis has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kramer has managed to get both his arms back between Pennis's legs - danger averted.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Pennis has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Kramer can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Pennis is working an open guard so Kramer takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Pennis jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

It looks like Delmar Kramer has been cut.
Pennis scores with a nice right hand.
Pennis throws a series of punches but Kramer avoids them all with ease.
BlowJob Pennis is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pennis throws a hook but Kramer avoids it easily.
Nice straight punches there by Pennis. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pennis.
Pennis lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Kramer is rocked!
Kramer is aggressively charging in as Pennis backs up avoiding any damage. Pennis tosses out a jab and Kramer runs right into it face first! Kramer is out cold! Pennis dropped down on all fours and is barking in Kramer's face like a pit bull in celebration until the ref was finally able to pull him away!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). BlowJob Pennis!