PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wang Doodle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Davit Davit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Davit Davit has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Doodle
vs
Davit

224 cm
25
277 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

160 cm
18
265 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Wang Doodle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Davit Davit!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Daniel Franklin and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Davit.
Doodle throws a right hand that Davit ducks under and follows up with a left that Davit also avoids with ease.
Davit is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Davit doesn't succeed with the takedown
letting Doodle counter with a right hand.

It looks like Davit Davit has been cut.
Doodle really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Davit feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Davit looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Davit cracks Doodle with a solid left hand.
Davit lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doodle is trying to control the position but Davit postures up.
Davit is in close to Doodle's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Doodle is trying to control the position but Davit postures up.
Doodle knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Davit on the ground.
Davit is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Doodle wants to stand up but Davit is controlling him.
Davit lands a couple of elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doodle tries to strike from the bottom.
Davit won't allow Doodle to sweep him here.
Davit trying to control the position from guard on top but Doodle is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doodle looking to control.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Davit distracts Doodle with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Davit working some strikes from top position.

Doodle is rocked!
Davit postures up, still in guard. A huge hammer fist lands that bounces Doodle's head off the mat! Doodle is out! He's out! Davit jumps to his feet and celebrates with his corner!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Davit Davit!
Davit Davit decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.