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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poro Peukalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken comes to the cage accompanied by Snap your fingers, Snap your neck.. Poro Peukalo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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270 lbs
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262 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Acyrius AssKicken!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Poro Peukalo!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Alyssa Summers and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Peukalo takes one to the side of the head.
AssKicken attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Peukalo jabs at AssKicken's body.
Peukalo falls off balance throwing a combination
and AssKicken counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
AssKicken staying out of range there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from AssKicken, right into the meat.
Peukalo avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Peukalo moves into the clinch successfully.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Peukalo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Peukalo has a couple of punches blocked by AssKicken.
Peukalo tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Peukalo can't find room to land a body shot as AssKicken controls the action.
Peukalo creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through AssKicken's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short uppercut from AssKicken.
AssKicken blocks an elbow strike from Peukalo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken working aggressively here.
Peukalo pushes off an throws an elbow but AssKicken leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Peukalo lands with a left to the head.
It looks like Acyrius AssKicken has been cut.
AssKicken throws a punch but it's blocked by Peukalo.
I was talking to AssKicken's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Peukalo tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
Peukalo lands with a light punch inside.
Peukalo scores with a hook to the body.
AssKicken misses with a punch to the body.
AssKicken wants to break free but Peukalo has control.
Peukalo lands a body punch.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Peukalo.
Peukalo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Peukalo.
Peukalo lands a body punch in the clinch.
AssKicken is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Peukalo.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Peukalo.
Stalling in the clinch from Peukalo.
AssKicken is trying to break the clinch but Peukalo has him pressed against the cage.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Peukalo lands an elbow inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Peukalo blocks a body shot from AssKicken.
Peukalo struggles to land a body shot inside as AssKicken controls his hands.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Peukalo just misses with a elbow thrown towards AssKicken's brow.
AssKicken blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Peukalo misses with a punch to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Peukalo.
Peukalo effectively controlling the action here.
AssKicken takes an elbow to the forehead.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken is looking to break free of the clinch but Peukalo has double underhooks.
AssKicken lands with a light punch inside.
Peukalo misses with a body punch.
Peukalo lands an elbow inside that AssKicken shrugs off.
Peukalo is struggling to control the position.
Peukalo misses with a hook to the ribs.
Peukalo is stalling here.
Peukalo lands a damaging elbow.
AssKicken is trying to break the clinch but Peukalo has him pressed against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Peukalo.
AssKicken fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Peukalo tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Peukalo has AssKicken pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to throw a body punch but Peukalo avoids it by throwing AssKicken back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Peukalo fails to land.
AssKicken digs a right hand underneath Peukalo's ribcage. Peukalo let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A body shot lands from Peukalo.
AssKicken lands a nice shot to the body.
Peukalo working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Peukalo gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
AssKicken misses with some punches.
Peukalo lands a body shot in the clinch.
AssKicken misses with some punches.
AssKicken misses with a hook from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Peukalo scores with a nice short uppercut.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Poro Peukalo dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Acyrius AssKicken's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Peukalo misses with an uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a nice uppercut.
Peukalo throws a combination but it was largely blocked by AssKicken.
Peukalo looks to land a combination but AssKicken avoids it well.
A little feinted left hand from AssKicken on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Peukalo falls off balance throwing a combination
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
AssKicken lunges at Peukalo with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Peukalo's hand.
AssKicken with a jab.
AssKicken throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
AssKicken misses with a body kick.
AssKicken dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Peukalo swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and AssKicken counters with a straight right hand.
Peukalo throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
AssKicken seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from AssKicken lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Peukalo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Peukalo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Peukalo takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Peukalo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Peukalo throws a left and a right that both miss
and AssKicken counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from AssKicken lands.
AssKicken jabs at Peukalo's body.
Peukalo takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Peukalo slips a straight right by AssKicken.
Peukalo takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Peukalo tries to clinch but AssKicken moves away
and AssKicken makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
AssKicken bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
AssKicken dodges the punch combination from Peukalo.
Peukalo connects with a body shot that sends AssKicken's belly button to the back.
Decent striking displayed by AssKicken there.
Peukalo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.
Peukalo swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Peukalo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from AssKicken.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peukalo swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken is looking to counter punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a straight right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peukalo. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
Acyrius AssKicken is winning the standup battle so far.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peukalo. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
AssKicken is looking to counter punch.
Peukalo tests AssKicken's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A big right from AssKicken misses.
AssKicken misses with a wild body shot.
AssKicken scores with a body shot.
Peukalo throws a right hand that misses
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Peukalo takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
AssKicken lands with an uppercut that bounces Peukalo off the cage and back into range.
AssKicken keeps the fight on the outside.
Peukalo swinging wildly here.
Peukalo wants to clinch
enabling AssKicken to counter with a crisp jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken slips under a jab.
Peukalo tries to bum rush AssKicken with a series of wild strikes but AssKicken uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Poro Peukalo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Peukalo falls off balance throwing a combination
and Peukalo takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Poro Peukalo is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Peukalo throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Peukalo moves into the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
AssKicken lands with a left to the head.
Come on Peukalo - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
AssKicken swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Poro Peukalo seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A right hook to the body lands for AssKicken.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken dodges an elbow strike from Peukalo.
A body shot lands from Peukalo.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Peukalo in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
AssKicken misses with a punch on the inside.
AssKicken lands with a left to the head.
Peukalo tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
AssKicken misses with a short punch on the inside.
Peukalo gets through AssKicken's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Peukalo controls his hands.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
AssKicken being controlled against the cage.
Peukalo is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Peukalo pushes off an throws an elbow but AssKicken leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
AssKicken lands with a left to the head.
Peukalo is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Acyrius AssKicken dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Acyrius AssKicken's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
AssKicken throws a shot to the body.
AssKicken swings for the body but Peukalo moves out of range.
Peukalo throws a hook to the side of AssKicken's head but AssKicken sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
AssKicken looks to throw the jab but Peukalo is out of range.
As AssKicken backs off Peukalo throws a huge counter combo but AssKicken manages to avoid it all.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Peukalo gets a clinch.
Peukalo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
Peukalo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Peukalo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Peukalo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Peukalo misses with an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken tries to break the clinch but Peukalo is controlling the position.
AssKicken blocking some punches.
Peukalo slowing the pace effectively.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Peukalo.
AssKicken struggles to land a body shot inside as Peukalo controls his hands.
A head punch on the inside from Peukalo fails to land.
Peukalo lands a damaging elbow.
AssKicken prevents a body shot from Peukalo.
AssKicken pushes Peukalo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peukalo throws an elbow that misses.
Peukalo is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Peukalo throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peukalo misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Peukalo misses with a punch on the inside.
Peukalo misses with a hook from the clinch.
Peukalo throws a head punch that misses.
Peukalo misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short uppercut from AssKicken.
Peukalo is struggling to control the position.
AssKicken blocks the elbow strike.
Peukalo tries to work over AssKicken's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
AssKicken lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peukalo lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Peukalo tries a body shot but AssKicken blocks it.
Peukalo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken can't find room to land a body shot as Peukalo controls the action.
Peukalo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
AssKicken tries to circle away but Peukalo has him pinned against the cage.
Peukalo taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Peukalo looking to stall.
AssKicken has a couple of punches blocked by Peukalo.
Peukalo effectively controlling the action here.
Peukalo throws a punch but it's blocked by AssKicken.
Peukalo pushes AssKicken back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peukalo creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Good body shot from Peukalo.
AssKicken blocks a body shot from Peukalo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peukalo lands a body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A body shot lands from Peukalo.
AssKicken swings wildly with an uppercut but Peukalo uses good head movement to avoid it.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
Peukalo lands a hook that snaps the head of AssKicken backwards.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
AssKicken's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Peukalo swings and misses with a shot to the body
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Peukalo fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Peukalo, as that shot connected.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peukalo tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Peukalo looks to land a left hand but AssKicken moved out of range nicely.
A slow jab from AssKicken misses its intended target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Poro Peukalo comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Peukalo has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poro Peukalo!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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