PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonah Harvey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bork Lazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Harvey
vs
Lazer

174 cm
25
279 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

200 cm
25
271 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Jonah Harvey!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bork Lazer!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and Steve Erwin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Harvey gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lazer prevents Harvey from getting back to his feet.
Lazer not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Lazer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Harvey is keeping the position for now.
Lazer prevents Harvey from getting back to his feet.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Lazer's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Harvey preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lazer stands up over Harvey, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lazer working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Harvey might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Harvey is looking to cinch up a triangle. Lazer throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Harvey's body to avoid the submission. Harvey has instead reached around Lazer's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Harvey arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Jonah Harvey!