PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Baraka Obamacare (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Mahoney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obamacare comes to the cage accompanied by Etnoscope - Odin's Kraft. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Obamacare
vs
Mahoney

185 cm
27
176 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

200 cm
27
185 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Island's Forbidden Fruits

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Baraka Obamacare!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Dick Mahoney!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Winston Alpacca and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obamacare misses with a lunging right hand
and Mahoney counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Baraka Obamacare has been cut.
Obamacare misses with a combination
and Mahoney cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Obamacare ducks right into an uppercut from Mahoney.
Obamacare goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Obamacare keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mahoney's coach down at Young Achievers (All Elite Coach) was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Mahoney's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Obamacare throws a right and a left that Mahoney avoids nicely.
Baraka Obamacare seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obamacare throws a right hand that Mahoney ducks under and follows up with a left that Mahoney also avoids with ease.
Mahoney swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Obamacare.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obamacare misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Mahoney counters by clinching up.
Mahoney throws a head punch that misses.
A nice right hand lands inside from Obamacare.
Mahoney misses with a short punch on the inside.
Obamacare blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Obamacare tries to throw a body punch but Mahoney avoids it by throwing Obamacare back against the cage.
Mahoney misses with a hook from the clinch.
Mahoney tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obamacare's elbow.
Obamacare misses with a hook from the clinch.
Obamacare blocking some punches.
Obamacare lands with a left to the head.
Mahoney throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mahoney tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obamacare's elbow.

Obamacare breaks from the clinch.
Mahoney smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Obamacare throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mahoney takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Mahoney has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Obamacare misses with a series of wild punches.
Mahoney looks to land a right hand but Obamacare moved out of range.
Mahoney looks to land a left hand but Obamacare moved out of range nicely.
Mahoney showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Obamacare.
The fighters circling - Obamacare throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mahoney misses with a straight left.
Mahoney misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obamacare throws a right hand that Mahoney ducks under and follows up with a left that Mahoney also avoids with ease.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mahoney! But no joy.
Obamacare scores with a shot to the body.
Obamacare throws a series of punches but Mahoney avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obamacare throws a right hand that Mahoney ducks under and follows up with a left that Mahoney also avoids with ease.
Mahoney swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Obamacare.
Mahoney dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Obamacare. That did some damage!
Obamacare definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Mahoney thuds his right hand into Obamacare's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

Baraka Obamacare's cut is getting worse.
A combination from Obamacare does no damage.
Mahoney connects with a single shot there.
A telegraphed right hand from Mahoney misses the target.
Mahoney might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Obamacare swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mahoney counters with a leg kick.
Obamacare scores with a punch to the head.
Obamacare throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mahoney is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Obamacare had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Obamacare misses with a double jab.
Obamacare ducks under a wild hook from Mahoney.
Obamacare rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mahoney counters with a left to the body.

Mahoney moves into the clinch successfully.
Mahoney misses with the head strike.
Mahoney throws a head punch that misses.
Mahoney throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from Mahoney.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Obamacare as the two fighters clinch.
Obamacare fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Obamacare lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mahoney backwards.
Obamacare tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Obamacare lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mahoney backwards.
Mahoney tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Mahoney.
Mahoney tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mahoney swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Mahoney scores with a hook to the body.
Obamacare lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Obamacare tries to work over Mahoney's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mahoney blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Obamacare tries to throw a body punch but Mahoney avoids it by throwing Obamacare back against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Mahoney creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Obamacare breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Obamacare lands a left and a right that send Mahoney crashing to the mat, dazed. Obamacare thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Mahoney is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Obamacare throws an overhand right that drops Mahoney like a sack of potatoes! Obamacare dives in to finish the fight with more strikes and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Baraka Obamacare!
Baraka Obamacare retains his welterweight title!
A very excited looking Baraka Obamacare made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.