PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simbo Klice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jasper Pulis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klice comes into the arena with THE D.O.C. - it's funky enough blaring out of the sound system. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Klice
vs
Pulis

195 cm
29
270 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

210 cm
23
290 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Simbo Klice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jasper Pulis!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Roosa Järviläinen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Klice slips a jab from Pulis.
Pulis missing with a left hand there. Klice was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A telegraphed right hand from Pulis misses the target.
Klice lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Jasper Pulis has been cut.
Pulis just misses with a punch to the body.
Klice slips a jab from Pulis.

Klice decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Klice scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pulis wants to get back to his feet.

Klice looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Pulis wants to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Klice looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Pulis with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Pulis is trying to stand back up but Klice is controlling him
Klice scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Klice prevents Pulis from standing back up.
Klice lands strikes from half guard.
Klice not doing much here.
Pulis tries to kick Klice off but Klice keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Pulis on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Pulis is trying to stand up here but Klice is controlling him well.
Pulis is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Klice scores with a couple of nice shots.

Pulis is rocked!
Klice lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Pulis! More strikes land and this one is all over! Klice jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Simbo Klice!
Simbo Klice was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.