PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Pertti Silsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Silsa comes to the cage accompanied by Candy by Robbie Williams. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Silsa
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

186 cm
42
203 lbs
32 - 18 - 2

200 cm
29
200 lbs
13 - 6 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Pertti Silsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Silsa scores with a nice strike.
Rottencrotch slips under a jab.
Rottencrotch slips a jab and a cross from Silsa.
Silsa throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Rottencrotch to counter with a crisp jab.
Silsa throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Rottencrotch is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands with a thumping leg kick.
Silsa is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Rottencrotch.
It seemed like Rottencrotch was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

Rottencrotch moves into range and clinches up with Silsa.
Silsa blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Silsa blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Silsa misses with a hook from the clinch.
Silsa has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Silsa misses with a body punch.
Silsa changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Rottencrotch fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Silsa thows a leg kick but Rottencrotch checks it
and Rottencrotch counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Silsa throws a hook to the side of Rottencrotch's head but Rottencrotch sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Rottencrotch forces Silsa back against the cage and clinches.
Silsa tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Silsa has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rottencrotch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Rottencrotch.
Silsa tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
Silsa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Silsa controls his hands.
Silsa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch digs a right hand underneath Silsa's ribcage. Silsa let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Silsa blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Silsa blocks it.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Silsa misses with the head strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Silsa uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Silsa working aggressively here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Silsa lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Silsa misses with some punches.
Silsa blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Silsa blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Rottencrotch tries to work over Silsa's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Silsa struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Silsa blocking some punches.
Silsa lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand.
Silsa throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Silsa controls the action.
Rottencrotch misses with the head strike.
Rottencrotch pushes Silsa back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Silsa misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Silsa's head.
Silsa goes for a takedown attempt but Rottencrotch pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Good standup being displayed there by Silsa as he connects with a hook.
Rottencrotch moves into range and connects with a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silsa scores with a jab to the body.

Silsa takes the fight into the clinch.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Silsa.
Silsa misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Silsa controls his hands.
Silsa lands a left hand.
Silsa misses with a punch to the body.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Silsa's elbow.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Silsa struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch.
A short left from Silsa.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Silsa connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Silsa throws a big shot that misses.
Rottencrotch has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Rottencrotch feints and then cracks Silsa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Silsa down.
Rottencrotch checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Silsa looks to land a right hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range.
A big right from Silsa misses.
Rottencrotch on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Silsa on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Rottencrotch's corner calls for a 1-2. Rottencrotch obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Silsa avoids the body shot from Rottencrotch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Rottencrotch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Silsa's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silsa ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Silsa was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Silsa loads up on a big right hand but Rottencrotch slips the punch.
Rottencrotch tries a quick counter leg kick but Silsa is wise to it.
Rottencrotch throws a sloppy head kick and Silsa moves out of range easily.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch staying out of range there.
The fighters circling - Silsa throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Silsa will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Silsa throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Rottencrotch throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Rottencrotch turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Silsa has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Rottencrotch throws the left hand but Silsa avoids the punch easily.
Silsa throws a shot from downtown. Rottencrotch moves away and avoids it.
Rottencrotch throws the left hand but Silsa avoids the punch easily.
Silsa tries a low kick but Rottencrotch avoids it.
Rottencrotch throws a big shot that misses.
Silsa is looking for a counter combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch looks to throw the jab but Silsa is out of range.
Rottencrotch lands with a slapping head kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silsa throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Rottencrotch stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Rottencrotch looks to score with a jab to the body but Silsa is just out of range.
Silsa lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Silsa.
Silsa throws a lazy right hand but Rottencrotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Silsa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Rottencrotch throws out the jab.
Donk. Rottencrotch catches Silsa right on the button with a cross.
Silsa lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Rottencrotch lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Silsa takes one on the button.
Rottencrotch lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick which misses Silsa's front leg but catches the back leg as Silsa tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch tried to score with a low kick but Silsa checks it.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Silsa throws a hook but Rottencrotch avoids it easily.
Rottencrotch throws a nice inside leg kick.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick which misses Silsa's front leg but catches the back leg as Silsa tries to avoid it.
Silsa throws the left hand but Rottencrotch avoids the punch easily.
Silsa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Rottencrotch has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Rottencrotch lands a jab.
Rottencrotch moves away from the strike by Silsa.
Rottencrotch scores with a leg kick.
Silsa scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silsa connects with a crisp jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Silsa misses with a straight right.
Silsa does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Silsa scores with the left hand. Rottencrotch knows he should have avoided that one.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Rottencrotch throws a quick inside leg kick.
Silsa throws a lazy right hand but Rottencrotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Rottencrotch dips to his left and cracks Silsa with an uppercut!
The fight stays on the outside here - Rottencrotch looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Silsa is rocked!
Rottencrotch tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Silsa manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Silsa was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Rottencrotch throws a quick inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch works the jab nicely.
Rottencrotch stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Silsa throws a lazy right hand but Rottencrotch sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Silsa loads up on a big right hand but Rottencrotch slips the punch.
Silsa looks to land a right hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range.
Silsa takes one to the chin there.
Rottencrotch connects with a leg kick. Silsa looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Rottencrotch is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Silsa throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
Rottencrotch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Rottencrotch. Silsa does a little dance to reset his feet.
Rottencrotch takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Silsa lands with a straight right. Rottencrotch didn't see that one coming.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch feints and then cracks Silsa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Silsa down.
Silsa throws an overhand right that lands on Rottencrotch's shoulder, as Rottencrotch tries to avoid the shot.
Silsa misses with a hook. Rottencrotch ducked under it nicely.
Rottencrotch throws a body shot but no joy.
A thudding body kick lands there by Rottencrotch!
Rottencrotch misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Silsa.
Silsa drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Silsa throws a big shot that misses.
Despite the aggression on Rottencrotch's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Decent striking displayed by Rottencrotch there.
Rottencrotch checks a leg kick.
The crowd cheers as Silsa lands an impressive looking overhand right. Rottencrotch doesn't seem phased though.
A nice inside leg kick there by Rottencrotch. That's going to slow Silsa down.

Silsa moves into the clinch.
Pertti Silsa has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Silsa.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch - that landed with a thud.
Silsa has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Silsa throws a head punch that misses.
Silsa lands a left hand.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Silsa tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow.
Silsa has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Silsa misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rottencrotch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Silsa backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Rottencrotch.
Silsa blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Silsa.
Silsa tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silsa struggles to land a body shot inside as Rottencrotch controls his hands.
Silsa has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Rottencrotch is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Silsa swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Silsa can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
A right hand to the body from Silsa.
Rottencrotch scores with a nice hook to the head.
Rottencrotch lands a shot to the body.
Rottencrotch is working Silsa over against the cage.
Silsa goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Silsa goes for a takedown attempt but Rottencrotch pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Rottencrotch thuds his right hand into Silsa's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Silsa drops his hands momentarily and Rottencrotch takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Rottencrotch lands a high kick!
Silsa misses with a looping left.
Rottencrotch takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A shot to the body from Silsa misses
and Rottencrotch counters with a big head kick but Silsa shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silsa lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Rottencrotch displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Silsa throws out the jab.
Silsa needs to keep his hands up - Rottencrotch had a free shot at his head there.
Rottencrotch lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Rottencrotch ducks under a wild hook from Silsa.
Silsa takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Rottencrotch bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Rottencrotch has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
After winning the bout, Mary Jane Rottencrotch thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.