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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between hot dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Hasslehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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265 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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265 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, hot dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, David Hasslehoff!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Donald Grub and Andrew Berry.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
dog misses the shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Hasslehoff.
Hasslehoff takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hasslehoff takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
dog misses with a looping left.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hasslehoff has eaten all the pies!
Jab from dog.
dog misses with a body shot.
dog's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and dog duly obliges.
dog shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. dog showed some decent athleticism there.
dog thows a huge punch but Hasslehoff dodges it nicely.
dog sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hasslehoff defending well though.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
dog sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hasslehoff defending well though.
dog sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Hasslehoff defending well though.
dog drops an elbow to the side of Hasslehoff's head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hasslehoff is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of dog's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take dog's back!
dog has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
dog knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Hasslehoff on the ground.
dog tries to break free.
dog preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Hasslehoff.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasslehoff trying to control momentarily.
dog has the hand control, trying to stop the rear naked choke.
Hasslehoff lands an elbow to the side of the head.
dog tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
dog flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Hasslehoff controlling from mount.
dog can't escape the position.
dog flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Hasslehoff trying to control but dog is having none of it.
Hasslehoff scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Hasslehoff looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
dog can't escape the position.
dog is working hard here to advance position.
Hasslehoff blocks dog's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Hasslehoff tries to control but dog wriggling away.
dog is trying desperately to improve position.
Hasslehoff blocks dog's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
Hasslehoff trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Hasslehoff might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control dog kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
dog wants to use the ropes to get back to his feet here.
dog throwing hammer fists to the chest of Hasslehoff. What's that going to do exactly?
Hasslehoff trying to control but dog is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hasslehoff breaks from dog's wrist control and lands an elbow.
dog is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hasslehoff blocks dog's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
dog flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
dog swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Hasslehoff blocks dog's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
dog flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Hasslehoff looking for a guillotine from mount but dog is having none of it.
dog throwing hammer fists to the chest of Hasslehoff. What's that going to do exactly?
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
dog throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
dog swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Feeble punches landing from dog - he's mounted - they can't hurt.
dog swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
dog wants to try and get back to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Hasslehoff prevents dog from getting the reversal.
Hasslehoff is working for a guillotine from mount but dog frees his head quite easily.
Hasslehoff throwing strikes here but dog is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
dog tries to reverse the position but Hasslehoff maintains control.
dog throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
dog throwing hammer fists to the chest of Hasslehoff. What's that going to do exactly?
Hasslehoff looking to secure an arm triangle but dog defends it well.
Hasslehoff blocks dog's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
dog throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
dog is squirming around, avoiding Hasslehoff's attempts to control the action.
dog working to try and regain half guard.
dog sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
hot dog dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
dog lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hasslehoff backs up against the ropes.
dog misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
dog lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
hot dog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab lands there for dog.
hot dog is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hasslehoff looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hasslehoff takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
dog lands with an overhand left.
dog lands a jab-cross combination.
dog scores with a shot to the body.
dog lands a nice shot that snaps Hasslehoff's head back.
dog connects with a good right hand that stumbles Hasslehoff. Hasslehoff circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
dog connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
dog scores with a jab to the body.
Hasslehoff is breathing heavily.
Hasslehoff showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from dog.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasslehoff has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from dog finds it's way round the side to connect with Hasslehoff's head.
hot dog is winning the standup battle so far.
dog digs a good body shot into Hasslehoff's ribs.
dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
dog catches Hasslehoff with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
dog swinging wilding here.
dog works Hasslehoff's body with a nice hook.
dog works the jab nicely.
dog scores with a crisp jab that stopped Hasslehoff in his tracks.
dog scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
dog lands a head shot.
dog scores with a shot to the body.
Hasslehoff tries to move into range but dog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
dog connects with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
dog with a body punch. A glancing blow.
dog lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
dog lands with a nice body punch.
Hasslehoff avoids a punch combination nicely.
dog lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hasslehoff circles away quickly and effectively.
dog misses with a few strikes there.
dog looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hasslehoff takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
dog lands with a nice combination. Hasslehoff backs away looking to recover.
Hasslehoff takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
dog connects with a looping right hand.
dog throws a combination. Hasslehoff tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
dog lands a two punch combo.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
dog throws a one two combo.
dog lands a two punch combo.
dog jabs at Hasslehoff's body.
dog jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
dog fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Hasslehoff sprawls well initially but dog persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Nice strikes from dog there.
dog working Hasslehoff over with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
dog wants to stand up but Hasslehoff is controlling the position.
dog is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Hasslehoff can do to turn this around?
Hasslehoff trying to control but dog postures up.
Hasslehoff has hold of dog's hands but dog slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
dog takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
dog passes the guard and advances to mount!
dog lands a big shot there that rocks Hasslehoff but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
dog lands a big shot there that rocks Hasslehoff but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
dog lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
dog in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Hasslehoff working to try and regain half guard.
A nice elbow there by dog.
dog breaks from Hasslehoff's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Hasslehoff tries to hold on but dog postures up.
dog pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
dog landing shots from mount.
Hasslehoff regains half guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hasslehoff wants to control but dog is keeping busy and won't allow it.
dog drops an elbow to the side of Hasslehoff's head.
Hasslehoff gets back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
hot dog dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
dog fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
dog ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hasslehoff moves away.
dog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Hasslehoff looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? dog is fending him off so far but Hasslehoff persists. Nope, dog circles away and we're back to standing.
dog connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hasslehoff has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
dog connects with the punch.
dog fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
dog dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
dog fails to land with a series of punches.
dog displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
dog punishes Hasslehoff's body with a nice straight punch.
dog lands with a straight right. Hasslehoff didn't see that one coming.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A right-left combo lands from dog.
That's one minute gone in the round.
dog tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Hasslehoff paws at him with a jab and circles away.
dog misses with the combination.
dog lands with an overhand left.
dog is looking to clinch.
A nice combination there by dog.
dog throws a right and a left that both miss.
dog throws a series of punches but Hasslehoff avoids them all with ease.
dog scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
dog cracks Hasslehoff with a good jab.
A cross from dog lands.
A nice combination there by dog.
Jab, jab by dog - just one landing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donk. dog catches Hasslehoff right on the button with a cross.
dog lands a body shot.
Good exchange - dog coming out on top.
dog doesn't manage to clinch there - Hasslehoff circles away.
dog with a jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hasslehoff circles away from the clinch attempt.
dog lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hasslehoff backs up against the ropes.
Hasslehoff takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hasslehoff takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
dog changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
dog moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
dog lands a two punch combo.
dog lands with a hook. Hasslehoff tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nice straight punches there by dog. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of dog.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
dog misses with a double jab.
dog lands with an uppercut that bounces Hasslehoff off the ropes and back into rage.
Hasslehoff walks into a jab.
dog throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
dog throws a series of strikes that have Hasslehoff backpedaling.
dog swinging wilding here.
dog cracks Hasslehoff with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
dog lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
dog looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
dog scores with a hook to the body. Hasslehoff takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
dog darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
dog lands a jab-cross combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
dog is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
dog lands a right hook to the body.
hot dog is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nice uppercut there from dog.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hasslehoff gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
dog looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
dog throws a series of punches but Hasslehoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasslehoff takes a body punch but keeps moving.
David Hasslehoff has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hasslehoff walks into a stiff left hand from dog.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Hasslehoff takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hasslehoff throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
dog connects with a nice looking jab.
A left and a right from dog both land. Nice combination.
And that's the end of the fight!
hot dog showed his dominance in that final round.
Well dog has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight for hot dog!
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight for hot dog!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for hot dog!
hot dog wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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