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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cairo Plump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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177 lbs
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185 cm
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180 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cairo Plump!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scrotum uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Plump.
Plump misses with a body punch
and Scrotum connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Plump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Plump misses with a jab, cross combination.
Scrotum showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Plump.
Scrotum takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Scrotum punishes Plump's body with a nice straight punch.
Plump thows a left - swing and a miss!
Scrotum pushes Plump up against the cage in a clinch.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Plump backwards.
Scrotum throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Plumps head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Scrotum lands a right hand.
Scrotum lands a hook that snaps the head of Plump backwards.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Plump is rocked!
Scrotum creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Plump with a big uppercut! Plump tries to clinch up but Scrotum pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Plump to the mat! Plump covers up and Scrotum unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Hairy Scrotum!
Hairy Scrotum seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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pop
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FIGHT
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