PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Clubber Lang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Squiggy Squirrelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Lang
vs
Squirrelly

185 cm
37
183 lbs
28 - 17 - 0

179 cm
28
170 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Clubber Lang!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Squiggy Squirrelly!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Squirrelly blocks a head kick by Lang.
Lang throws a quick inside leg kick.
A jab from Lang does it's job there.
Lang slips under a jab.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Squirrelly does no damage.
Lang throwing a counter right hand but Squirrelly manages to avoid it.
Lang moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Squirrelly misses with an uppercut.
Squirrelly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lang.
Lang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lang counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Squirrelly scores with a shot to the body.
Lang thows a left - swing and a miss!
Squirrelly bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Squirrelly takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
Squirrelly tries to land a front kick but Lang steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lang scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Squirrelly checks the leg kick nicely there.
Squirrelly getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrelly throws a lazy right hand but Lang sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Squirrelly dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Lang. That did some damage!
Squirrelly scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Lang scores with a head kick. Squirrelly tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Squirrelly scores with a punch to the head.
Lang throws a sloppy head kick and Squirrelly moves out of range easily.
Squirrelly throws a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Lang went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Lang misses with an uppercut
and Lang takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Squirrelly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Squirrelly misses the target.
Lang throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Squirrelly lands a nice leg kick that just misses Lang's sensitive parts.
Lang takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirrelly tries to move into range but Lang moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Squirrelly fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Lang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lang dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Squirrelly. That did some damage!
Lang swings for the body but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Lang. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly avoids the head kick by Lang.
A clash of legs there as Lang blocks the low kick.
Lang slips under a jab.
Lang shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lang wants to slow Squirrelly down by chopping away at his legs.
Squirrelly swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Lang ducks under a wild hook from Squirrelly.
Lang swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking body shot.
A head kick misses from Lang.
Squirrelly lands the left hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Squirrelly, right into the meat.
Squirrelly throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Squirrelly throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lang.
Lang lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Lang is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Lang uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Squirrelly.
As Squirrelly backs away, Lang returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Lang on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Squirrelly. Squirrelly obviously looking to wear him down.
Lang throws a body punch but Squirrelly moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang misses with a looping left.
Squirrelly looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A combination from Squirrelly does no damage.
Squirrelly throws a shot from downtown. Lang moves away and avoids it.
Lang bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Squirrelly lands a nice shot to the body.
Squirrelly throws a right hand that misses
and Lang counters with a nice kick to the body.
Squirrelly fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Squirrelly tries to land a leg kick but Lang saw it coming and moves away.
Squirrelly tries to move into range but Lang moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lang looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Squirrelly takes one to the side of the head.
Lang throws a head kick that half lands.
Lang misses with a kick to the body
and Squirrelly counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Squirrelly swings for the body but Lang moves out of range.
Lang is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Squirrelly misses the jab.
A bone on bone clash there as Squirrelly blocks the leg kick.
A head kick misses from Squirrelly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly throws a hook to the side of Lang's head but Lang sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A big left from Lang misses.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Squirrelly throws a big shot that misses.
Lang tries to land a front kick but Squirrelly steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Squirrelly scores with a leg kick.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Lang counters with a nice kick to the body.
Lang moves out of range as Squirrelly strikes.
Squirrelly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lang misses with a low kick.
Lang takes a swing at Squirrelly's ribcage but misses.
Squirrelly looks to land a left hand but Lang moved out of range nicely.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Squirrelly keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Squirrelly tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Lang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
It seemed like Squirrelly was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fighters circling - Lang throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Squiggy Squirrelly will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Squirrelly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lang.
Lang throws a body kick that misses.
Squirrelly tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly throws a series of punches but Lang avoids them all with ease.
Squirrelly scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Lang tries to land a leg kick but Squirrelly saw it coming and moves away.
Squirrelly blocks a jab.
Squirrelly misses with a body kick.
A little feinted left hand from Lang on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Lang throws a body shot but no joy.
Squirrelly lands with a right hand.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Squirrelly lunges at Lang with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lang's hand.
Squirrelly scores with a nice head shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lang lands a nice looking body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Squirrelly.
A jab lands there for Squirrelly.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but Lang sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrelly scoring well with a low kick there.
Lang cracks Squirrelly with an open hand slap.
Squirrelly showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lang.
Lang moves out of range of the body kick.
Lang feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Squirrelly's calf.
Lang works Squirrelly's body with a nice hook.
Lang lands a leg kick that knocks Squirrelly off balance momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Squirrelly.
A good leg kick by Lang.
Lang moves out of range as Squirrelly strikes.
Lang swings for the body but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly misses with a leg kick
and Lang counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Lang avoids the head kick by Squirrelly.
A quick step to the side and Lang tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirrelly tries to score with a low kick but Lang moves his leg out of the way.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lang.
Lang walks forward, straight into a front kick from Squirrelly.
Lang lands a nice leg kick that just misses Squirrelly's sensitive parts.
Squirrelly scores with a nice head shot.
Lang bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Squirrelly avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Squirrelly lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lang pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd cheers as Squirrelly lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lang doesn't seem phased though.
Lang staying out of range there.
Lang is looking to counter punch.
Lang misses with a wild body shot.
Lang misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Squirrelly misses with a hook to the body
and Lang counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. Lang does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lang drops his hands momentarily and Squirrelly takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Squirrelly takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Squirrelly throws an off balance right hand
enabling Lang to counter with a crisp jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lang attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Squirrelly connects with a body shot.
Squirrelly connects with a solid leg kick.
Lang throws a head kick that Squirrelly semi-blocks.
Lang moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Lang misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Squirrelly.
Sloppy strikes from Squirrelly. Those never looked like landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Squirrelly misses the target.
Nice defenses there by Squirrelly.
Lang moves away from the strike by Squirrelly.
Lang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Lang counters with a right hand to the body.
Lang is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A leg kick checked by Lang.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
Lang avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Lang scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lang throws a head kick but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly with a hook.
Squirrelly takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Lang scores with the left hand. Squirrelly knows he should have avoided that one.
Squirrelly throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Lang.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but Lang moves out of range.
Lang stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Lang.
Lang cracks Squirrelly with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Some wild striking there from Lang.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly throws a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Lang.
Lang lands a front kick.
A slow jab from Squirrelly misses its intended target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Squiggy Squirrelly will probably get the nod - 10:9.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Lang misses with a looping left.
Squirrelly throws a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
That kick from Squirrelly tenderised Lang's leg. Lang is trying to keep his angry face on.
Squirrelly throws a sloppy head kick and Lang moves out of range easily.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Lang throws a body punch but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
Lang throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Squirrelly stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Lang throws a nice inside leg kick.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lang takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lang counters with a series of strikes. Squirrelly will be more careful next time no doubt.
Squirrelly blocks the body kick.
Squirrelly fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lang takes a swing at Squirrelly's ribcage but misses.
Lang's Muay Thai looks sharper than normal. He has obviously been working on it in the gym.
Lang scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Squirrelly's calf.
Squirrelly missing with a left hand there. Lang was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lang lands a nice hook to Squirrelly's body. Squirrelly takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Lang throws a sloppy head kick and Squirrelly moves out of range easily.
Lang takes a swing at Squirrelly's ribcage but misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Lang, right into the meat.
Squirrelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang misses with a body punch
and Squirrelly connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Squirrelly connects with a right hand. Lang shakes it off.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Lang.
Lang just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Lang tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Squirrelly lands with a good body shot.
Lang is looking to wear down Squirrelly with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Squirrelly throws an overhand right that lands on Lang's shoulder, as Lang tries to avoid the shot.
Lang on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jab by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly checks a low kick from Lang.
Squirrelly doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lang moves away from the strike by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lang walks forward, straight into a front kick from Squirrelly.
Lang staying out of range there.
Lang throwing a counter right hand but Squirrelly manages to avoid it.
Squirrelly lands with a cross.
Lang swings for the body but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly avoids a kick to the body.
Squirrelly pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Squirrelly attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lang showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lang looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Lang tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lang lands with a good body shot.
Lang misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Squirrelly.
Lang misses with a head kick.
Lang looks to land a left hand but Squirrelly moved out of range nicely.
A telegraphed right hand from Squirrelly misses the target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Squirrelly.
Lang scores with a crisp jab that stopped Squirrelly in his tracks.
Squirrelly scores with a hook.
Lang looks for the body kick but Squirrelly saw that one coming.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but Lang sees it coming and moves out of range.
Squirrelly on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Lang shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Squirrelly lands with a cross.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirrelly drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Squirrelly has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Squirrelly there as he acknowledges the shot.
That kick from Lang tenderised Squirrelly's leg. Squirrelly is trying to keep his angry face on.
Squirrelly throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lang misses with a body kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Squirrelly.
Lang throws a leg kick that misses.
Squirrelly scores with a jab.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but Lang moves out of range.
Squirrelly digs a good hook to Lang's body.
Squirrelly tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Lang misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Squirrelly.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lang dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Squirrelly paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Squirrelly lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Squirrelly stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Lang.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Squiggy Squirrelly just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Back to the action!

Squirrelly looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Lang drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Squirrelly tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Squirrelly sizes up Lang with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Squirrelly pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Lang back to the cage. Squirrelly follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Squirrelly checks the leg kick.
Lang slips a straight right by Squirrelly.
Lang connects with a solid leg kick.
Squirrelly ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lang feints and then cracks Squirrelly's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Squirrelly down.
Squirrelly scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lang doesn't seem bothered though.
Lang lands a glancing blow to the side of Squirrelly's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squirrelly misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Lang throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Squirrelly punishes Lang's body with a nice straight punch.
Squirrelly scores with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang throws the kick towards the body but Squirrelly avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lang. Squirrelly does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squirrelly throws out a counter right but Lang avoids it with no problem.
Squirrelly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Lang.
Lang tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Lang throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Squirrelly sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Squirrelly connects with a body shot.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Squirrelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lang moves away.
A big right from Squirrelly misses.
Lang ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Squirrelly moves away.
Squirrelly appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Squirrelly fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Squirrelly throws a hook but Lang avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Lang misses its target.
Lang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Squirrelly was well out of range. Poor timing from Lang.
Squirrelly is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
A left lands for Squirrelly.
Squirrelly lunges at Lang with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lang's hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Lang scores with a decent looking hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Squirrelly throws a leg kick that is checked
and Lang counters with a solid body kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Lang - that will leave a mark!
Squirrelly throws the left hand but Lang avoids the punch easily.
Lang swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lang takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Lang throws a body kick that misses.
Lang throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lang slips under a jab from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lang.
Squirrelly connects with a single shot there.
Squirrelly cracks Lang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Lang throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but Lang checks it.
Lang avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Lang scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Squirrelly lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Lang at a distance.
Squirrelly looks to land a right hand but Lang moved out of range.
Squirrelly takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
And Lang counters with a quick kick to the body but Squirrelly blocks it.
Lang lands a nice shot that snaps Squirrelly's head back.
Squirrelly checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Squirrelly takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Lang throws a nice inside leg kick.
Lang throws a body punch but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly jabs at Lang's body.
Lang throws out a loose jab but Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Squirrelly appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Lang slips under a jab from Squirrelly.
Lang went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly fails to land with a series of punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Squirrelly throws a lazy right hand but Lang sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lang swings for the body but Squirrelly moves out of range.
Squirrelly has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Lang.
Squirrelly throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Lang tries to land a leg kick but Squirrelly saw it coming and moves away.
Squirrelly moves out of range as Lang throws a body kick.
Lang misses the shot to the body.
Lang blocks a jab.
Lang tries to land a front kick but Squirrelly steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Squirrelly connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Lang avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly works over Lang's head and body with a nice combination.
Squirrelly tries a low kick but Lang avoids it.
Squirrelly is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Lang.
Lang slips under a jab.
Lang takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Squiggy Squirrelly dominated that fourth round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Lang swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lang misses the shot to the body.
Lang lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.
Squirrelly fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Squirrelly throws a hook to the side of Lang's head but Lang sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lang pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Lang tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Lang is just out of range.
Lang tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lang.
Lang blocks a head kick by Squirrelly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lang. Squirrelly does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lang misses with a body shot
and Squirrelly counters with a right hand to the body.
Lang throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lang.
Lang takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lang avoids the body shot from Squirrelly.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Lang on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Squirrelly throws a looping overhand right but Lang ducks down to avoid it.
Lang throws the left hand but Squirrelly avoids the punch easily.
Squirrelly avoids the body shot from Lang.
Squirrelly takes a swing at Lang's ribcage but misses.
Squirrelly walks forward, straight into a front kick from Lang.
Squirrelly chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Squirrelly misses with a hook.
Nice jab there from Squirrelly.
Lang defending well as Squirrelly loads up on a big left hand.
A shot to the body from Squirrelly misses
letting Lang counter with a right hand.
Lang connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Nice body kick there by Lang.
Squirrelly misses with a hook. Lang ducked under it nicely.
Lang is looking to counter with a body kick.
Clubber Lang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws a body shot but no joy.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice defenses there by Lang.
Lang was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Squirrelly missing with a left hand there. Lang was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Squirrelly ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Squirrelly lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Squirrelly throws a leg kick but Lang sees it coming and moves out of range.
Lang misses with the combination.
Jab, jab by Squirrelly - just one landing.
Lang cracks Squirrelly with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Squirrelly jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Squirrelly scores with a jab to the head.
Lang lands with a good body shot.
Squirrelly lands a nice looking kick to the body. Lang takes a step back to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lang throws a leg kick but Squirrelly sees it coming and moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Squirrelly's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Lang moves out of range of the strikes.
Squirrelly cracks Lang with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Good leg kick by Squirrelly there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Squirrelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Lang was well out of range. Poor timing from Squirrelly.
A little feinted left hand from Lang on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Squirrelly misses with a hook to the body
and Lang connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Squirrelly throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Squirrelly cracks Lang with an open hand slap.
Squiggy Squirrelly is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lang.
Lang throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Squirrelly connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lang misses the shot to the body.
Squirrelly bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lang thuds a left hand into Squirrelly's body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Squirrelly lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Squirrelly tries a head kick but it misses.
Lang is looking to counter punch.
Squirrelly cracks Lang with an open hand slap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lang manages to avoid it.
Lang throws a head kick that misses.
Squirrelly on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Lang looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Lang looks to score with a jab to the body but Squirrelly is just out of range.
Lang throws a lazy right hand but Squirrelly sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Squirrelly buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Squirrelly swings away with a body shot that misses
letting Lang counter with a right hand.

Squirrelly is rocked!
Some wild striking there from Lang.
Squirrelly let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Squirrelly is still on wobbly legs! Can Lang finish him?
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Lang throws a series of punches but Squirrelly avoids them all with ease.
Lang displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Squirrelly throws out the jab.
A little feinted left hand from Lang on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Squirrelly pivots, looking for a leg kick but Lang is out of range and Squirrelly settles back down.
Squirrelly swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Lang ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Squirrelly's jaw. Squirrelly's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Lang does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 5, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Clubber Lang!
Clubber Lang is the new welterweight champion!