PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Ron Swanson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and One Punchy Punchy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Ron Swanson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Ron Swanson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Swanson
vs
Punchy Punchy

169 cm
27
188 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

190 cm
26
195 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Solid boxing
Cuts easily

Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ron Swanson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, One Punchy Punchy!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swanson takes one on the chin but seems OK.

It looks like Ron Swanson has been cut.
Punchy Punchy throws a series of strikes that have Swanson backpedaling.
A shot to the liver by Punchy Punchy. Beautiful body shot.

Punchy Punchy moves into the clinch.
Punchy Punchy misses with a short punch on the inside.
Punchy Punchy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Swanson stalling against the ropes.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Swanson.
A short right from Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy pushes Swanson back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Punchy Punchy misses with the head strike.
Punchy Punchy has a couple of punches blocked by Swanson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swanson misses with a hook from the clinch.

Swanson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Punchy Punchy has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Swanson tries to clinch up.
It seemed like Punchy Punchy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Swanson. Those never looked like landing.
Punchy Punchy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Swanson misses with a hook.
Punchy Punchy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Swanson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Swanson showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Punchy Punchy.
Swanson tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Punchy Punchy manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Swanson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
A punch combination from Punchy Punchy misses.
Swanson staying out of range there.
Swanson throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Swanson tries to clinch but Punchy Punchy is having none of it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Swanson!
Punchy Punchy swats away the attempt to clinch by Swanson.
Swanson tries to close the distance and clinch but Punchy Punchy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Punchy Punchy blocks a jab.
Punchy Punchy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Punchy Punchy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Punchy Punchy digs a good hook to Swanson's body.
Swanson misses with a hook. Punchy Punchy ducked under it nicely.
Punchy Punchy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Swanson fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Swanson throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Punchy Punchy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Swanson.
Punchy Punchy's jab looks to have found its range, popping Swanson under the eye.
Swanson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy lands with a shot to the body.

Swanson tries to keep at a distance but Punchy Punchy has taken the fight into the clinch.
Swanson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Swanson lands a left hand.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Punchy Punchy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Punchy Punchy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ron Swanson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Swanson walks into a left hand.
Swanson misses with a few strikes there.
Punchy Punchy looks to land a left hand but Swanson moved out of range nicely.
Punchy Punchy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Swanson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Punchy Punchy manages to avoid it.
Sloppy strikes from Swanson. Those never looked like landing.
Punchy Punchy lands with a nice body punch.
Punchy Punchy connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Punchy Punchy throws a shot to the body.
Swanson closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Punchy Punchy with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Swanson looks for the body kick but Punchy Punchy saw that one coming.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Punchy Punchy, as that shot connected.

Punchy Punchy has closed the distance and engaged Swanson in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Punchy Punchy fails to land.
Punchy Punchy lands a shot to the body.
Swanson with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Swanson using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Punchy Punchy has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Punchy Punchy has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Punchy Punchy misses with some punches.
Punchy Punchy lands a left hand.
Punchy Punchy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Punchy Punchy lands a hook that snaps the head of Swanson backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Swanson.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Punchy Punchy.
Swanson misses with a body punch.
Punchy Punchy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Swanson backwards.
Punchy Punchy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A head punch on the inside from Punchy Punchy fails to land.
Punchy Punchy throws a head punch that misses.
Swanson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swanson is looking to break free of the clinch but Punchy Punchy has double underhooks.
Swanson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Swanson has had enough of the clinch but Punchy Punchy keeps him there for the moment.
Swanson takes a shot to the head.
Punchy Punchy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Punchy Punchy scores with a shot to the side of Swanson's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Punchy Punchy misses with the head strike.
Punchy Punchy lands a nice shot to the body.
Swanson is trying to force a seperation but Punchy Punchy has the dominant position.
A short body shot lands from Swanson as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Punchy Punchy.
Punchy Punchy misses with a punch on the inside.
Punchy Punchy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

One Punchy Punchy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Ron Swanson's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Punchy Punchy throws an overhand right that lands on Swanson's shoulder, as Swanson tries to avoid the shot.
Swanson scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Swanson tries to bum rush Punchy Punchy with a series of wild strikes but Punchy Punchy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Some wild striking there from Swanson.
Punchy Punchy appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Swanson staying out of range there.
One Punchy Punchy seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Swanson throws a right hand that Punchy Punchy ducks under and follows up with a left that Punchy Punchy also avoids with ease.
Punchy Punchy scores with a shot to the body.
Punchy Punchy keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Swanson is rocked!
Punchy Punchy connects with a crisp jab.
Oh Swanson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Some wild striking there from Swanson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Punchy Punchy connects with a crushing straight, right on the bridge of Swanson's nose, sending him crumpling to the mat! That's really rocked Swanson - is he going to beat the count??? 4,5,6,7,8,9.....10 - he's not made it - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). One Punchy Punchy!