PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Johnson Cock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derek Craven (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Cock
vs
Craven

189 cm
18
219 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
198 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

Brawler
Very strong

Brawler
Knockout power

Venom Combat Sports

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Johnson Cock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Derek Craven!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Craven tries to clinch but Cock is having none of it.
A head kick misses from Cock.

Cock moves into the clinch successfully.
Cock displaying some good clinch control by pressing Craven up against the ropes.
Craven is trying to force a seperation but Cock has the dominant position.

Cock breaks the clinch.

Cock closes the distance and pushes Craven back into the ropes.

Cock breaks the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cock throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cock throws a head kick but Craven moves out of range.
Cock tries to land a front kick but Craven steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Cock throws a series of punches but Craven avoids them all with ease.
Craven tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cock swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cock rushes Craven and presses him up against the ropes.
Craven tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Craven trying to control the position but instead, Cock has worked for underhooks and has pushed Craven into the ropes.

Cock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Cock moves into the clinch.
Craven tries to circle away but Cock has him pinned against the ropes.
A short body shot lands from Cock as the two fighters clinch.
Craven looking to slow down the pace here.

Cock breaks the clinch.
Craven throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

Cock fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Craven, pushing him back against the ropes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Craven blocks an elbow strike.
Craven is trying to break the clinch but Cock has him pressed against the ropes.
Cock gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

Cock breaks the clinch.
Craven tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body punch from Cock.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Cock has taken the fight to the clinch.
Craven letting Cock take a breather here.
A short left from Cock.
Craven tries to throw a body punch but Cock avoids it by throwing Craven back against the ropes.
Craven has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Cock leaning his opponent against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnson Cock dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Cock throws a head kick that misses.
Cock fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Cock gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Cock effectively controlling the action here.

Cock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Cock rushes Craven and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Cock.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee calls for Cock to work.
Cock has Craven pressed against the ropes.

Cock breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Johnson Cock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cock tries a head kick but it misses.
Craven is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cock lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Cock moves into the clinch.

Cock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Cock clinches.
Cock displaying some good clinch control by pressing Craven up against the ropes.

Cock breaks the clinch.

Cock has closed the distance and engaged Craven in a clinch.
Johnson Cock has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Cock clinches.
Cock throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Craven wants to break the clinch but can't.

Cock manages to break the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Craven misses with a low kick.
Craven tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Cock paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cock is looking to counter punch.

Cock darts in and clinches Craven up against the ropes.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cock avoiding damage as Craven throws knees to the body.
Craven tries to circle away but Cock has him pinned against the ropes.
Craven wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cock stalls.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnson Cock dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Craven tries to clinch up

and Cock counters with a right, a left and a big uppercut that drops Craven to the mat! Cock runs to a neutral corner to get the count going quickly. 3,4,5,6 and Craven is back to his feet. He seems ready to continue - the ref agrees so we're back at it!

Craven tries to keep at a distance but Cock has taken the fight into the clinch.
Craven has had enough of the clinch but Cock keeps him there for the moment.
Craven tries to break free but Cock pushes him back against the ropes.
Craven throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cock blocks it with crossed arms.

Cock breaks from the clinch.

Cock drives through and clinches with Craven against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Cock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Craven goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

Cock has managed to clinch.
Still in the clinch, Cock scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cock's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Cock blocks a head kick by Craven.

Cock has managed to clinch.
Cock slowing the pace effectively.
Cock is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Craven can do to turn this around?
A frustrated look appears on Craven's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Cock pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cock throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Cock tries to land a front kick but Craven steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

Cock has taken the fight to the clinch.

Cock escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Craven lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Craven tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Cock paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Cock pushes Craven up against the ropes in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Craven is trying to maintain a safe position but Cock gets an underhook and turns Craven into the ropes.
A left hand lands to the body for Cock.
Cock manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Craven tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Cock avoids it.
Craven tries to break free but Cock pushes him back against the ropes.
Cock lands with a short shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cock dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Cock stalling against the ropes.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Cock lands a left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnson Cock takes that one, having scored the knockdown.
That's time! Cock's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cock instigates a clinch.

Cock breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Craven wants to clinch.
Cock avoids the head kick by Craven.
It looked like Cock was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Craven tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cock swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Craven throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cock misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Craven walks straight into a perfectly timed right hook, crumpling him to the floor! Craven is in all kinds of trouble here - can he beat the count? 3,4,5,6,7,8,9....10 - he's out and it's by a long way too - he didn't ever look like beating that count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Johnson Cock!
A very excited looking Johnson Cock rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.